Syed Ali

Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kion kehtay hain?
Kion k
Agar operation theek hou gaya to PASS
Warna Hamesha ke liye BYE!

Aik Pathan Ki Shadi Hoti Hai
Wo Jb Dulhan Ko Lay Kr Ja Raha Hota Hai
To Dulhan Ka Bhai Ro Ker Kahta Hai
Meri Behan Ka Khyal Rakhna
Dulha Bhi Ro Ker Kehta Hai
Tum Preshan Mat Ho Yara
Ye jaisa Tumara Behan Hai waisa Hmara Bhi Behan Hai

Jub aap Namaz k liye khare hote ho tou,
Sar se aasman tak Rehmat-e-Ilahi ghata ban ker cha jati hai, Farishtay aapke chehre ki taraf jama ho jate hain,
Aik Farishta pukarta hai,
Ae namazi agar tu dekh le k tere samne kon hai or
Tu kis se baat kar raha hai
tou ALLAH ki qasam tu qayamat tak salam nah pheray. (SUBHaAN ALLAH)

Pathan Ne Aik Buzurug Se Kuch Poocha.
Buzurug Ne Usay Thappar Mara.

Dosre Admi Ne Kaha Q Mara?
Pathan Bola Yara Hamne Bas Itna Pucha K
14 August Ki Namaz Kab Hogi

Aapko…hum sirf aapko aur aapko
Are aapko haan haan aapko,
Baba aapko aapko only aapko
Aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko
Hamesha tang karenge...

Exams are there,

at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,

which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,

the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE !!

Duniya ki taarikh mein kabhi aisa bhi daur aaya hai,
Lamhon ne khataa ki hai,
Sadiyon ne sazaa paayi hai,
Zindagi mein dou hi lamhey badi mushkil se guzare,
Ek tere aane se pehle aur ek tere jaane ke baad...

One of the most adventurous things
left us is to go to bed.
For no one can lay a hand on our dreams.

A friend like you is like a precious gem ...
Hard to find ...
Difficult to part with &
Treasured forever ....
Happy Valentine""s Day !
To a Friend who""s...