Mohammad Yaseen

1 larki dosri se poochti hay k tum nay itnay lambay admi se shadi kyoon ki pehli larki usay batati hay k mein chahti hoon k jab woh mujh se bat karay to sar ko jhuka k bat karay aur jab mein us se bat karoon to sar ko utha k bat karooo hahahaha

do dost jaaarahe hote hai un k samne aik mota billa jaaaraha hota hai 1 dost dosre se kehta hai k yaaaar dekh kitnna mota billa jaaaraha hai dosra kehta hai k haaan yaaar itna mota pehle kabhi nahin dekha itne mein billa palty maaar ker kehta hai tere baaapp ka khata hooon kia.hahahahahahahahahah u know its true hahahahah

Aik aap hain ke
kitne sweet hain.
aik aap hain ke
kitne cute hain.
aik aap hain ke
kitne lovely hain.
Aik hum hain ke
jhoot pe jhoot bol rahe hain!

Meri zindagi tu firaaq hai,
Wo azal se dil main makeen sahi.

Wo nigaah e shauq se door hain,
Rag e jaan se laakh qareeb sahi.

Hume jaan deni hai ek din,
Wo kisi tarah wo kahe sahi.

Hume aap khinchiye daar par,
Jo nahi koi to hume sahi.

Sar e toor ho sar e hashar ho,
Hame intezaar qabool hai.

Wo kabhi milein, wo kahin mile,
Wo kabhi sahi, wo kahin sahi.

Na ho un pe jo mera bass nahi,
Ke ye aashqi hai hawas nahi.

Main unhi ka tha, main unhi ka hoon,
Wo mere nahi, to nahi sahi.

Mujhe baithne ki jagah mile,
Meri aarzoo ka bharam rahe.

Teri anjuman mein agar nahi,
Teri anjuman ke qareeb sahi.

Tera dur to humko na mil saka,
Teri rahguzar ki zameen sahi.

Hume sajda karne se kaam hai,
Jo wahan nahi to yahi sahi.

Meri zindagi ka naseeb hai,
Nahi door mujhse qareeb hai.

Mujhe uska ghum to naseeb hai,
Wo agar nahi to nahi sahi.

Jo ho faisla wo sunaiye,
Usse hashar par na uthaiye.

Jo kare ge aap sitam wahan,
Wo abhi sahi,wo yahi sahi.

Ushe dekhne ki jo lo lagi,
To qateel dekh hi lenge hum.

Wo hazaar aankh se door ho,
Wo hazaar pardah nashin sahi.

khuda keray tera mobile kho jaiye.milay mujhay or mera ho jaiye.main kero SMS lerkion ko...or naam tera ho jaiye.tujhay peray jootay or kaleja mera thanda ho jaiye. HahahaHaaahaha

one was a sardar trying to climb the
bus, but he didnot pas, bari mushkil sa
wo charha or driver sa pocha ya teri ma
ha driver says no, ya teri behan driver says
no, than sardar ji say to is par charhna kio nahi deta