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Aleezay Abbasi
From : Pakistan
Followers : 0 Total Updates : 62
Member Since : Sep 12, 2004
Followers : 0 Total Updates : 62
Member Since : Sep 12, 2004
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Aleezay Abbasi
Teacher
Teacher-""Why are you scratching yourself?""
Pupil-""Cos no one else knows where i itch!""
Pupil-""Cos no one else knows where i itch!""
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Aug 06, 2018 at 16:08
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Aleezay Abbasi
Party
Party mai maizbaan buhat pareshan hua kyun k log buhat thay aur khana kam tha aakhir wo mehmanon se bola jo log larkay walon ki side hain wo kharay hun, bees log kharay hue phir kaha k larki wale bhi kharay hun pachees log kharay hue.
Phir us ne kaha: Aap sab log chale jayen kyun k yeh Birthday Party hai!
Phir us ne kaha: Aap sab log chale jayen kyun k yeh Birthday Party hai!
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May 09, 2018 at 08:05
Category: miscellaneous
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Poetry / Poetry Sms
Aleezay Abbasi
Apna Samajh Ke Aap Se Karti Hoon Main Gilaa,
Apna samajh ke aap se karti hoon main gilaa,
Mere hain aap mujh ko shikaayet hai aap se.
Mere hain aap mujh ko shikaayet hai aap se.
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Apr 28, 2018 at 10:04
Category: poetry-sms
Poetry / Sad
Aleezay Abbasi
Hum Kis Se Karen Baat
Khamosh sa shehr aur guftugo ki aarzu
Hum kis se karen baat koi bolta nahi
Hum kis se karen baat koi bolta nahi
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Apr 19, 2018 at 04:04
Category: sad
Poetry / Sad
Aleezay Abbasi
Yeh Jaan Bhi Gawah Us Ki
Kaise Laron Muqadma Khud Se Us Ki Yaadon Ka
Yeh Dil Bhi Wakeel Us Ka Yeh Jaan Bhi Gawah Us Ki
Yeh Dil Bhi Wakeel Us Ka Yeh Jaan Bhi Gawah Us Ki
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Apr 17, 2018 at 00:04
Category: sad
Jokes / Baap Aur Beta
Aleezay Abbasi
Tumhara Result Acha Nahin Aaya
police constable: tumhara result acha nahin aaya aaj se tumhara khelna our t v band
bacha: ye pachas rupay pakro our mamla yahin khatam karo
bacha: ye pachas rupay pakro our mamla yahin khatam karo
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Mar 25, 2018 at 14:03
Category: baap-aur-beta
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Aleezay Abbasi
Pakistani Brain
aik baar aik paani ke jahaaz me kuch log safar kar rahe the sab muslim the un me aik indian(hindu) bhi tha, ab masla ye hua ke jahaz dubne wala tha to logon ne kaha ya to kisi aik ko pani me doba dein taake pura jahaz bach jaye ya phir sab ko marna parega. to itne me aik pakistani khara hua us ne kaha ke me aik sawal karta hun jo jawab nahi dega us ko paani me dubna parega, us ne do muslim khare kiye aur aik hindu, pehle muslim se pucha ke batao sab se pehle kon sa jahaz dooba us ne jawab diya Titanic, ok second muslim se pucha titanic me kitne log safar kar rahe the us ne jawab diya 200, ye bhi thik hai... ab baari ayeee hindu ki ... us se sawal pucha 200 musafir ke naam batao... us ne kaha me khud hi doob jata hun :)
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Nov 15, 2017 at 03:11
Category: miscellaneous
Social Wall / Photos
Aleezay Abbasi
Ye Dunya Ye Mefil Mere Naame Ki Nahee
arz kiya hai
ye dunya yeh mehfil mere naam ki nahee faraz...
mere pas jitni bhi sims hai wo mere naam ki nahee
ye dunya yeh mehfil mere naam ki nahee faraz...
mere pas jitni bhi sims hai wo mere naam ki nahee
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Sep 23, 2017 at 14:09
Category: photos
Social Wall / Photos
Aleezay Abbasi
Ye Pakistan Ki Kaunsi Jaga Hai?
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Mar 17, 2017 at 20:03
Category: photos
Aleezay Abbasi
Gender :Country : Pakistan
Followers : 0
Total Updates : 62
Member Since : Sep 12, 2004
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