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Akram Rahi
Ab Batao Kon Bataye Ga?
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May 29, 2016 at 10:05
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Akram Rahi
Dream Drawing Room
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Sep 17, 2015 at 16:09
Category: photos
Sms / Love
The Englishman--s wife steps up to the first tee. As
she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows
her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
Good God, woman! Why aren--t you wearing any
knickers? her husband demanded.
Well, you don--t give me enough housekeeping money
to afford any, she replied.
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket
and says, For the sake of decency, here--s $50. Go
and buy yourself some underwear.
Next, the Irishman--s wife bends over to set her ball
on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she
is wearing no undies. Blessed Virgin Mary, woman!
You--ve no knickers. Why not?
She replies, I can--t afford any on the money you give
me.
He reaches into his pocket and says, For the sake of
decency, here--s $20. Go and buy yourself some
underwear!
Lastly, the Scotsman--s wife bends over. The wind also
takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too,
is naked under it.
Sweet mudder of Jasus, Maggie! where the fook are
yer drawers?
She too explains, You dinna give me enough money ta
be able ta affarrd any.
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, Well,
fer the love --o Jasus, --n the sake of decency, here--s
a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.
Akram Rahi
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The Englishman--s wife steps up to the first tee. As
she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows
her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
Good God, woman! Why aren--t you wearing any
knickers? her husband demanded.
Well, you don--t give me enough housekeeping money
to afford any, she replied.
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket
and says, For the sake of decency, here--s $50. Go
and buy yourself some underwear.
Next, the Irishman--s wife bends over to set her ball
on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she
is wearing no undies. Blessed Virgin Mary, woman!
You--ve no knickers. Why not?
She replies, I can--t afford any on the money you give
me.
He reaches into his pocket and says, For the sake of
decency, here--s $20. Go and buy yourself some
underwear!
Lastly, the Scotsman--s wife bends over. The wind also
takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too,
is naked under it.
Sweet mudder of Jasus, Maggie! where the fook are
yer drawers?
She too explains, You dinna give me enough money ta
be able ta affarrd any.
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, Well,
fer the love --o Jasus, --n the sake of decency, here--s
a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.
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Apr 21, 2015 at 06:04
Category: love
Poetry / Sad
Akram Rahi
Jab Bhi Gam Ki Kahaniyan Aain.
Jab bhi gam ki kahaniyan aain.
Unke honton peh siskiya aain..
Bujh na paye diye muhabbat ke.
Youn to kitni hi aandhiyan aain..
Meri tanhai ke gulista mai.
Chand yadon ki titliyan aain..
Yaad usne kya mujhe shayad.
isliye aaj hichkiya aain..
Mere jitne Qareeb aaye wo.
Utni hi dil mai dooriya aain..
Waqt rukhsat hua hai ab Arif
Maut ki chand hichkiyan aain
Unke honton peh siskiya aain..
Bujh na paye diye muhabbat ke.
Youn to kitni hi aandhiyan aain..
Meri tanhai ke gulista mai.
Chand yadon ki titliyan aain..
Yaad usne kya mujhe shayad.
isliye aaj hichkiya aain..
Mere jitne Qareeb aaye wo.
Utni hi dil mai dooriya aain..
Waqt rukhsat hua hai ab Arif
Maut ki chand hichkiyan aain
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Mar 15, 2015 at 13:03
Category: sad
Sms / Missing You
Akram Rahi
Mistake
If u happen to miss a person whom u loved so much, it--s ur fate but if u give a chance to miss a person who loved u so much it--s ur mistake.
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Feb 17, 2015 at 00:02
Category: Missing You
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Akram Rahi
Santa: I Realised Today That The World Is A Dangerous Place.
Santa: I realised today that the world is a dangerous place.
Banta: What brought about the change in thinking?
Santa: I tripped over my son's globe!
Banta: What brought about the change in thinking?
Santa: I tripped over my son's globe!
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Dec 16, 2014 at 11:12
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Valentines
Akram Rahi
The Same Girls Who Are Dying To Have A Valentine Are The Sam...
The same girls who are dying to have a Valentine are the same girls who'll be dying to be single on the eve of spring break.
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Dec 09, 2014 at 01:12
Category: Valentines
Whatsapp Messages / Good Day
Akram Rahi
Every Day May Not Be Good, But There Is Something Good In Every Day.
Every day may not be good, but there is something good in every day.
Have a very good day!
Have a very good day!
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1 Like ·
Dec 07, 2014 at 13:12
Category: Good-Day
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