Abdulla Amin

Q : Had u ever heard about the death of a women by VIAGRA?
A : A man eats 6 VIAGRA and his wife died :-)

Main Niklaa Aeroplane Le Ke....
Raste Mein New York Pe...
Ik Mod Aaya .....
Main Trade Tower Tod Aaya...

Rab Jaane Kab Guzraa....
New York..........
Kab Pentagon AAya..
Main Uthey Aeroplane Fod aaya.......

Piya basanti re kaahe sataaye aaja
Jaane kya jaadu kiya, pyaar ki dhun chhede jiya
kaahe sataaye aaja Piya basanti re, kaahe sataaye aaja
baadal ne angdaayi li jo kabhi
Lehraaya dharti ka aanchal
Yeh patta patta yeh buta buta
Chhede hai kaisi yeh halchal
Manawa yeh dole, jaane kya bole
Maanega na mera jiya, tere hain ham tere piya
O kaahe sataaye aaja
Piya basanti re, kaahe sataaye aaja
Palako ke sirhaane baithe khwaab wahi jo aane waale
Dil ki giraha giraha khole, mann mein pyaar jagaane waale
Satrangi sapne bole re, kaahe sataaye aaja
Jaane kya jaadu kiya, pyaar ki dhun chhede jiya
kaahe sataaye aaja
Piya basanti re, kaahe sataaye aaja .

JAJ:
WAKEEL SAHAB AAP AGER MULZIM KO KOI TAJVEEZ (ADVICE) DENA CHAHTEY HEIN TO IS KONEY PE JA KER IN KO KEH SAKTEY HEIN
WAKEEL:
OK MY LORD
(WAKEEL MULZIM KO KONEY PE LE JA KER IS KO KUCH KEHTA HE JAB WAPIS AATA HE TO IS KE SAATH MULZIM NEHI HOTA JAJ HERAAN HO KER POOCHTA HE KE)
JAJ:
MULZIM KAHAAN HE
WAKEEL:
MY LORD ME NE IS KO KHA KE TUM YAHAAN SEY BHAG JAO MEREY PAAS IS SEY ZIADAH ACHI TAJVEEZ NEHI THE

Ek aadmi kay ghar may chori hoti hai. wo apney nokar say kehta hai kay jaa kar police station may report likhwao kay raat ka waqt tha,taaray chamak rahay thay, kuttay bhonk rahay thay, chor diwar may suraakh kar kay gai(cow) ko utha kar le gaya.jab noker police station pohonchta hai to uss ko bhool jaata hai kay usay kya kehna tha.wo kehta hai raat ka waqt tha, taarey bhonk rahey they, kuttay chamak rahay thay, deewar gai mein surakh kar kay chor ko utha kar legaya! HA HA HA