Jokes

aik dafa aik orat aik wakeel kay pass jaty hay aur khayti hay kay main apny shor say talak lana chate hon.wo bay wafa shor hay. wakeel us say puchta hay.is ka kia saboot hay. to orat jawab date hay kay ya kia kam saboot hay kay wo mera bacha ka bap nahein hay.ha ha ha ha

Mian bivi main laray hoo gai aur baat talaaq tak puhnch gai. doono nain court main janay ka faisla kar lia.Juje nain doono kay beyaan sunenay kay baad faisla sunaya , keh doono main talaq hoo jani chaheay aur inn kay teeno bachoon ko inn main baraber taqseem kar dia jay. yeah sun kar sab parishan hoo gay keh teen bachoon ko kaisay baraber taqseem kia jay. Aakhar thoori dair kay baad bivi aagay barhi aur uss nain apnay miaan ka bazoo pakra aur juje say kaha keh hamm talaq kay liay aik saal baad phir aain gay.

ik school ka techer ik larke ko report card dethe vakth os ke bap ke nam lik detha hai ke ap apne bache ke safai ka khial raka kare os ke jisam se bahooth badboo athi hai.larke ka bap ye per ker techer ko javab me liktha hai ke me apne bache ko ap ke school parne kelie bejtha hoo na ke soongne kelie

There is a classroom of some small children (5-7yrs), with a genius boy (Bablu) and a smart one (Pappu).The dialogue between the wo and the teacher goes something like this:

Bablu: ""Teacher, teacher! Is Bus male or female?
Teacher: Thinking.......
Pappu: ""Teacher, teacher! It is female""
Bablu: ""Kyon?""
Pappu: ""Kyon ki sab log uspe chadte hain.""
Teacher is pareshan. While Bablu gets in doubt.
Bablu: ""Agar bus female hai aur sab uspe chadte hain to uske bacche
kyon nahin hote?""
Teacher is more pareshan.
Pappu: ""Kyon ki sab us par peeche se chadte hain.""
Teacher is now hiding her face. Bablu gets into another doubt.
Bablu: ""Maana sabhi peeche se chadte hain, but driver aur conductor
to aagay se chadte hain. Phir bachche kyon nahin hote?""
Teacher is sweating as it is getting too much to handle.
Pappu replies: ""Kyon ki woh dono topi pehanke chadte hain.""
Teacher faints !!!!!!!

1 mrasi hota hay us ko sardi bohat lagtee hay wo sardi say mar jata hay or janat main chala jata hay wahaan us ko hoorain hwa detee hain wo phir mar jatahay

Postman giving the mail and told the Reciver:
Postman: Sir, this is your mail from karachi.
Reciver: Thanks.
Postman: I m walk 20 miles to givwe you this mail.
Reciver: how stupid can u post it.

AIK DAFA AIK LARKA THA BOHUT HI SEEDHA OR BOHUT HI WEAK(KAMZOR) US KI BONES NAZAR AATI THEEN . US KO AIK DUKH THA K US K SAATH KOI LARKI NAI PHASTI.AIK DIN WOH SARAK PAY JARAHA THA K AIK LARKI AYEE US NAY CAR K DARWAZA KHOLA OR US KO UNDER BITHA LYA.WOH BARA KHUSH K AB YEH MERAY SAATHWOH KARAY GII.WOH LARKII US KO APNAY GHAR LAY GYEE OR APNAY KAMRAY MAIN JA KER KAPRAY UTTAARNAY KO KAHA.TO US NAY UTTAAR DIYAY.(DIL HI DIL MAIN WOH BOHUT KHUSH THA).JUB US LARKAY K PASS SIRF UNDERWEAR OR BUNYAAN REH GYEE TO US LARKEE NAY KAHA K YEH BHI UTTAAR DO TO US NAY WOH BHI UTAAR DIYAY.WOH LARKEE US K KAREEEB HUI .OR KAREEB HUI JAB WOH DONO BILKUL AIK DONO K SAATH LAG GYAY TO LARKEEE NAY LARKKAY KA HAATH PAKRA OR NEECHAY LAY AYEE.NEECHAY BACHAY KHAIL RAHAY THAY .KEHTI HAI K BACHO AGAR KHANA NAI KHAAO GAY TO ISSI TARAH SAY KAMZOR HO JAO GAY...............HA HA HA HA

1 shaikh hot hay wo mur jata hay to frishte us ko jahanam main lay ja rehe hote hain to wo kehta hay mujh ko 1 baar janat dikha do phir mujh ko lay jana jab wo janat main chla jata hay to frishtay us ko kehte hain ab aa jao wo wheen betha rehta hay bahir he nahi niklta frishte dunia main aate hain or us kev kapre kay thaan utnhaa kay lay jatay hain or janat kay darwaze kay aagay baith kay kehte hain 100 wala 10 ka 100 wala 10ka to shaikh jaldi say bahir aataa hay to frishte us ko pakar letay hain

pakistan aur paroosi dushmin ki foojain apney apney mahaz per lagi hooi theen.kafi din guzar gai.magar koi fire nahi hooya.Pakistani foojion ney soocha ke maza nahi aa raha. aisa karty hai.ajj inn kee naam ley ley kar marty hai.lehaza Pakistani comander ney zoor se kaha.""jhinder singh khara ho jaye""woh khara ho gaya tu aik Pakistani fooji ney gooli chala di.....takh
""dherminder singh khara ho jayee"" woh khara hooya tu gooli chali di gai. aur usse bhi marr diya gaya.
ugleey din dushman ney bhi yehi palane tayar kiya.aur soocha ke muslims main m.ali namm buhat ziyada hoota hai. lehaza unnho ney pookara."" M. ALI khara ho jay""M.ALI khara na hooya. balkey uss ney apni position se hi awaz lagai. ""mujhey kis ney pookara hai. woh khara ho jayee""jab pookarney wala khara hooya tu M.ali ney gooli chala di....takh.