Jokes

Janab Nawaz Sharif Asalam-o-Alikum Wa Dolatulahi wa Kazanatoho,
App ko Rehmato or barkato say is leyeya nahi nawazata k app ko dolat say bohot piya hai.
kiya ab bhi app bhi anar ka ek glass rozana pitay hai ya anar ki jaga soda water istimal kartay hai.
aor lagta hai app k aanay k chance bilkol khatam hai.
qun k Mushraf nay app say aisa salook kiya hai jistarha dood say makhi ko nikala jata hai.
ja raho khuda k azab may raho qun k
ab pakistan bilkol app jasay kandageero say pak hogaya hai.
khuda tum ko kisi ki layi ata karay.
AMEEN SOMA AMEEN!
Arabo k sat raho or on k ontho ki aank may sorma dala karo.

aik pathaan aik plane main pehli time behtaba .woh air hostess ke paas gaya or kaha baji paan daani kahan hai.woh boli go to right side and press red button.woh gaya right side .wahan aik hindoo aurat lal teeka laga kar bethi thi.usnay uska teeka press zor say kia woh chillaiyee AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! OR USNAE PAAN USKAY MOH MAY DAAL DIA

AIK DAFA AIK CIUNTI NAY AIK HATI KAY KAAN MAIN KOIY BAAT KAHI. JISS KO SUN KAR HATI BEHOSH HO GAYA. YI BATAIN KAY CIUNTI NAY HATI KAY KAAN MAIN KIYA KAHA ANS=CIUNTI NAY HATIKAY MAIN KAHA KAY MAIN AAP KAY BACY KI MAA BAN NY WALI HU. YA SUN KAR HATI BEHOSH HO GAYA

ali:i had a terrible dream last night.
sara:what is it?
ali:I was eating bread.
sara:what is so terrible abaut it?
ali:when i woke up half of the metress was gone.

raat ko sonay na day
oos ko dakh kar dil bechan ho
dil main ooljhan sii day
galat mat samajhna
yaron yeh machar hai

eik admi jahaz(aeroplane) mein betha hota hai...wahan woh air hostess ko bulata hai..us ko kehta hai ke mujh ko ulti(vomit) ane wali hai tu ap mujhe eik plastic ka bag dain den...woh air hostess u admi ko woh bag de ker chali gati hai....thuri dair bar (after some time) woh ati hai...aur dekhti hai ke sab loog ulti(vomit) ker rahe hote hain..tu woh us admi se poochti hai ke ye sab vommit kyon ker rahe hain....woh jawab deta hai....ke main ne vommit ki...tu sab ne mujhe deekhna shuroo kar dia....main ne woh vommit pee li(drink ker li) tu sab ne vommit kerni shuroo ker di

Do dost hotey hain,aik kehta hai yar merey paas aik toti hai woh bari bori bori batain karti hai,gaalian deti hai sub us se tang hain koi elaaj bataoo, dosra kehta hai no problem usey merey paas chhor jao merey yahan do totey hain woh har waqt Allah ki ibadat kartey hain tasbeeh parhtay hain woh bhi un se achhi batain sekh jaee gi, pehla dost shukria ke sath toti us ke ghar chhor jata hai,jaisey hi toti ko totoon ke pinjray main dalta hai aik tota sajdey main hota hai toti ko dekh kar dosra tota foran sajday main gaee hua totay se kehta hai chal ab uth ja yar Allah ne apni sun li hai...... Kaisa hai...

eik dafa do doost baatein ker rahe hote hain to eik admi doosre ko kehta hai ke aaj tak jo aadmi hi is pahari (mountain) per charha hai woh kabhi wapas nahi aaya.Doora aadmi para pereshaan hua aur bola kion uper koi jin bhoot hai,pehla addmi bola nahi asal main baat yeh haikeh woh ddosri taraf se utar jata hai.

Aik martaba aik Chaudhary,Malik aur sheikh zakat per behas kar rehay hotay hain.Chaudhary kehta hai hum aik bara sa garha khodtay hain, paisay hawa main phenkatay hain jo paisay garhay main girain wo zakat day datay hain. Malik kehta hai hum aik bara sa circle banatay hain, jo paisay circle main girtay hain wo zakat day datay hain. Ab dono hazrat sheikh sab ki taraf daktay hian k wo kia kehtay hain. Sheikh sab kehtay hain hum paisay aasman(sky)ki taraf phenktay hain jo uper reh jain wo zakat day datay hain baqi rakh latay hain.