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Zeeshan Kaliya

Bawapa

aak abbasi ko ma na bola kah mary wala bawapa hota ha to khta ta kah hat ka panch onglya aak jasa nahi hota pagal

· 1 Like · Dec 16, 2018 at 17:12
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Saiqa Bukhari

Musharf

vajpaye sahab appp har din nashtay main kay latay hai
musharaf sahab app ki dowa kay sath kashmer ka khawab.
wo q bahi?
vajpaye kay karo bewe nashta nahi karate

· 1 Like · Dec 16, 2018 at 08:12
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Amin Lakhan

Chaloo Hay

aik aadmi kismat ka haal batanay wala huta hay.us kay paas aik tuta huta hay.tuta aik leefafa oudtha ta hay or aadmi perr kar sunata hay.aik din waha se aik larki(girl)guzri tu tutai nay kaha kay chalo hay.larki nay ghar ja kar apnay bhai se kaha kay aik tuta mujh ko chalo chalo boulta hay.is baat per us kay bhai ko ghussa aa ta hay or tutay walay se kahta hay kay may tum ko nahi jhourro ga.woh maafi magta hay.magar larki ka bhai kahta hay kay aaj kay baad ye tuta nazzar nahi aa na chahiye.tutay wala boulta hay thik hay aap ko ye nazzar nahi aai ga.may dosra laiy aao ga.aadmi kuch din aik dosra faal nikal nay wala tu talash karta hay magar us ko boul nay wala tuta nahi milta.woh us hi per rang(color)kar kay lay aata hay.or tutai se kahta hay kay tu us larki ko chalo nahi boulay ga.bola tu may tujh ko maar do ga.tuta bolta hay may nahi bolu ga.aik din woh larki waha se guzarti hay tu tuta us ko kuch nahi bolta tu larki tutay walay ko bolti hay kay tum nay naya tuta liya hay kya.woh kahta hay kay jee ha.woh bolti hay kay is may kya khas baat hay.tutai wala kahta hay kay aap apni aik taang(leg)outhai tu aap ka maazi ka haal bata dey ga or agar aap dosri tang(leg)outhai tu ye aap ka aanay wala waqt(present)bata dey ga.larki bolti hay kay agar may dono tagay(legs)outhao tu.
....tuta bolta hay kay ustaad may nahi kahta tha kay chalo hay...............
(aap ko acha laga hay tu aap mail karna nahi bhoulay(mansar77@yahoo.com)

· 1 Like · Dec 15, 2018 at 22:12
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Nasir Alam

Muqabila!!!

dekha jo zulf-e-yaran main ik khagiz ka gulab...hum bhi coat ki jaib main phool luga k chul diye!!..aye wo merey ghur cherey pe powder luga k..hum bhi on k ghur khizab luga k chul diye!!!(meri shairi kaisi)

· 3 Like · Dec 15, 2018 at 15:12
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Asma Altaf

Dukh Sukh!!

lurka:tum gheron se to huns huns k mulaqat kuro ho...or hum se wohi zehur bhuri bat kuro ho...lurki:hum gher k agey tumhey kia hal sonain pas a k hal sono door se kia bat kurey ho..!!

· 1 Like · Dec 15, 2018 at 05:12
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Saiqa Bukhari

Uffho..tukkluf!!

diya jo dimand ka locket to boli..ye to mujhe se bhi ziada huseen hai..paish kiya dil to boli.is tukkluf ki kia zurorut hai...

· 1 Like · Dec 14, 2018 at 19:12
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Haseeb Raza

Basaram

mari wala saa kise na pocha atna sambal ka kaha jate ho.kaha isb.waha kya karoga
ap ko to kam nahi ata.mari wala na kha
boon marsi kana kasi na.

· 0 Like · Dec 14, 2018 at 12:12
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Asiya Faheem

Hodgarz_matlabi

jatna matlabi mari wala ha. atna pagal loog mar kata ha. samgta balkol nahi.sochta ha kah ham tek ha .loog peche hansta ha.

· 1 Like · Dec 14, 2018 at 00:12
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Iqra Raheem

Hati Aur Chewinti Ki Dosty

hati aur chewinti bahot gahray dost thay dono sair ko neklay hati ne kaha keh mera bape araha hi main kaha chope jawoo fiker ki koi bat nahi hi meray peechay chope jawo.

· 1 Like · Dec 13, 2018 at 16:12
Category: miscellaneous
 
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