#funny

3 cheezain khatam ho jayen to buhat dukh hota hai
1. Petrol/CNG
2. SMS package
3. Toilet mai pani

#funny

Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache road cross kar rahe the.

Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache ne kaha,

hum saato ne road cross karli

7 kaise..?
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Socho,
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read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..!
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Arre yaar,

Bache hai kuch bhi bolte rehte hai.

Tum Tension mat lo.

#funny

1 Moti Orat Ne Chor Pakra or Os K
opar Beth Gai or Nokar Se Boli Police Ko Bulao
Nokar: Meri Chapal Kaha Hai?
Chor Bola Aby Meri Pehen Le Jaldi Kar

#funny #jokes

Truth:
Kisi ki Shakal itni buri nhi hoti jitni
uske Identity card me hoti hai
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Or itni khoobsoorat bhi nahi hoti jitni
Facebook ki profile me hoti hai

#truth #funny

Larka: I Love You.
Larki: Mai bhi tumse i love u kahon to kia karo ge?
Larka: Khushi se mar jaun ga.
Larki: Ja paglay nahi kehti jee lay apni zindagi.

#funny #ilu