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There is a classroom of some small children (5-7yrs), with a genius boy (Bablu) and a smart one (Pappu).The dialogue between the wo and the teacher goes something like this:

Bablu: ""Teacher, teacher! Is Bus male or female?
Teacher: Thinking.......
Pappu: ""Teacher, teacher! It is female""
Bablu: ""Kyon?""
Pappu: ""Kyon ki sab log uspe chadte hain.""
Teacher is pareshan. While Bablu gets in doubt.
Bablu: ""Agar bus female hai aur sab uspe chadte hain to uske bacche
kyon nahin hote?""
Teacher is more pareshan.
Pappu: ""Kyon ki sab us par peeche se chadte hain.""
Teacher is now hiding her face. Bablu gets into another doubt.
Bablu: ""Maana sabhi peeche se chadte hain, but driver aur conductor
to aagay se chadte hain. Phir bachche kyon nahin hote?""
Teacher is sweating as it is getting too much to handle.
Pappu replies: ""Kyon ki woh dono topi pehanke chadte hain.""
Teacher faints !!!!!!!

itanii mudat baad miley ho
kin sochon mein gum rahate ho

tez hava ne mujh se pucha
ret peh kya likhate rahate ho

kaun sii baat hai tum mein aisii
itane achche kyon lagte ho

ham se na pucho hijr ke qisse
apanii kaho ab tum kaise ho

Agar azm-o-himmat se kaam lia jaye to musalat hoti hui shikast fatah mai tabdeel ho jati hai.

1 mrasi hota hay us ko sardi bohat lagtee hay wo sardi say mar jata hay or janat main chala jata hay wahaan us ko hoorain hwa detee hain wo phir mar jatahay

tere jesa mera bhi haal tha na sukoon tha na qarar tha
ye ho umr thee mere humnashen ke kisi ko mujh se bhi pyar tha

mein samajh raha hon teri kasak tera mera dard hai mushtarak
isi gam ka to bhi aseer hai isi gam ka mein bhi shikar tha

faqat ek dhun thee ke raat din isi khawab zaar mein gum rahen
wo surror aisa surror tha wo khumar aisa khumar tha

kabhi lamha bhar ki guftugo meri os ke sath na ho saki
mujhe fursaten na mil saken wo hawa ke rath pe sawar tha

hum ajeeb tarz ke log thay hamare aur hi rog thay
mein khizan mein tha os ka muntazir ose intezar bahar tha

ose parh ke tum na samajh sake ke meri kitab ke roop mein
koi qarz tha kaii roz ka kaii ratjagon ka odhaar tha