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Translation of a simple sentence into different cultural languages of the world.

----- i take my jeep and drive it through the whole city, people look at me and appreciate. -----

Punjabi: -- oay! main apni jeep te beh ke jadon sare lahore da phera maran te loki mur mur wekhde nain te zindabad da nara marde nain. --

Pathan: -- lala! jab ham apna jeep pe beth ke sare peshawar ka chakkar lagati hai to loag ham ko dekhti hai aur bohot khush hoti hai. --

Sikh: -- oay sardar jee! main te kehna wan ke jadon nain apni jeep wich beh ke sare amratsar da phera pana wan te badshaho sare loki manun bitar bitar wekhde nain te balle balle ho jani ae. --

Bhayyia: -- bhai jan! jab main apni jeep main beth kar sare kirachi ka chakkar lagata hon to sare mujhay dekh ke bari shabash dete hain. --

Bollywood: -- abay lallu! jab apun apni jeep main beth ke akkhha mumbai ka chakkar lagata hai to sala har koi apun ko dekh ke apun ki jori ko aik dum hit kar deta hai box office pe. --

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Listen to my heart & u?ll hear,
Look into my heart & u?ll see,
That u?ll always be a special part of me.

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai meri biwi pahunch gayi.

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