iJunoon Archives |2014 | November
Sms / Sardar
Shaheen Fatima
Below 18
Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
Aftab khan
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
Aftab khan
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Nov 19, 2014 at 06:11
Category: sardar
Whatsapp Messages / Pappu
Kashif Mali
Maths Teacher To Pappu, "if Both Of Your Parents Were Born In 1969, How Old Would They Say They Are Now?"
Maths Teacher to Pappu, "If both of your parents were born in 1969, how old would they say they are now?"
Pappu: That depends.
Teacher: Depends on what?
Pappu: Whether you're asking my father or my mother!
Pappu: That depends.
Teacher: Depends on what?
Pappu: Whether you're asking my father or my mother!
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Nov 19, 2014 at 05:11
Category: Pappu
Wallpapers / Miscellaneous
Amna Omar
August Holidays
Photography wallpapers
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Nov 19, 2014 at 04:11
Uploaded in Amna Omar 's Photos
Tags: Hd wallpaper Wallpaper
Whatsapp Messages / Interesting
Rumana Shahzad
Human Brain:
HUMAN BRAIN:
Forgets what we want to remember;
And remembers what we want to forget!
Forgets what we want to remember;
And remembers what we want to forget!
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Nov 19, 2014 at 03:11
Category: Interesting
Wallpapers / Cars
Safia Saeed
2015 Dodge Challenger Cars
Dodge wallpapers
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Nov 19, 2014 at 01:11
Uploaded in Safia Saeed 's Photos
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Poetry / Love
Abdul Rehman Rehman
Aandhiyon Men Deep Jalaana Hai
Ek Do nahi dushaman ye saara zamaana hai,
Phooti taqdeer ke aage khud ko aazmana hai,
Fursat-e-hastee se beykas saa jee rahaa hoon,
Rulaa ke khud ko ab khud hi ko hasana hai,
Saudey - baazi men bhi main aise shikast huaa,
Khushiyaa dekar mujhe dard ko apnaana hai,
Patthar ban k jaise kisi sadak peh aa gayaa hoon,
Tamaam umra ab logoN se thokar khaana hai,
Duniyaa-daari bhi kuchh is tarah se nibhaani hai,
Aainaa banna hai par kuchh bhi na bataana hai,
Naakaam si koshish kyun kar rahe ho "yogs",
AandhiyoN se gheyre ho aur deep jalaana hai.
Phooti taqdeer ke aage khud ko aazmana hai,
Fursat-e-hastee se beykas saa jee rahaa hoon,
Rulaa ke khud ko ab khud hi ko hasana hai,
Saudey - baazi men bhi main aise shikast huaa,
Khushiyaa dekar mujhe dard ko apnaana hai,
Patthar ban k jaise kisi sadak peh aa gayaa hoon,
Tamaam umra ab logoN se thokar khaana hai,
Duniyaa-daari bhi kuchh is tarah se nibhaani hai,
Aainaa banna hai par kuchh bhi na bataana hai,
Naakaam si koshish kyun kar rahe ho "yogs",
AandhiyoN se gheyre ho aur deep jalaana hai.
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Nov 19, 2014 at 01:11
Category: love
Whatsapp Messages / Interesting
Madiha Shahid
Attitude Reloaded:
Attitude Reloaded:
If you want to say bad things about me - behind my back, come to me...
I'll tell you more.
If you want to say bad things about me - behind my back, come to me...
I'll tell you more.
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Nov 19, 2014 at 01:11
Category: Interesting
Sms / Sardar
Abdulla Amin
Shell I Cut It
A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
Aftab khan
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
Aftab khan
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Nov 19, 2014 at 00:11
Category: sardar
Articles / Health
Ijunoon
Din Mai 3 Martaba Khana Sehat K Liye Behtareen
امریکہ میں ہونے والی ایک نئی طبی تحقیق کے مطابق دن میں 3 مرتبہ کھانا صحت کیلئے بہترین حکمت عملی ہے۔ اس سے جہاں جسم میں چربی پگھلانے کیلئے جسم کو متحرک ہونا پڑتا ہے وہاں دن میں ہر وقت تھوڑے تھوڑے وقف...
مزید پڑھیں
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Nov 18, 2014 at 23:11
Category: health
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