iJunoon Archives |2014 | December

Sardar g always studies infront of mirror coz of 3reasons
1:it helps saving revision time.
2:He can keep a watch on himself.
3:He likes combined study.

Yahan Qadr Kya Dil Ki Ho Gi

Yahan qadar kiya dil ki ho gi
Yeh dunya hay shishagaron ki
Mohabbat ka dil thokaron main
Hay kimat yahan patharon ki
Bari sadgi se zamana
kahani ka rukh morta hay
Nigahoon ki beygangi se
Mohabbat ka dil torta hay
Nazar khelti hay dilon se
Yeh mahfel hay bazigaron ki
Jahan pyaar waqti takaza
Wahan zikar kiya ho wafa ka
Dhuwaan ban k jazbat nikleen
khulos aik jhonka hawa ka
Kahan jayeen hum dil ko le kar
Yeh basti hay sodagaron ki

Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice

ek sardar poray ek ghantay se dekh raha tha


Wife : Tussi inni dair se ki dekh rahay ho ?






Husband : Xpiry date dhoond raha hun

Tujhye Kiya Samjhon

Muj ko ulfat bhi naheen
Muj ko adawat bhi naheen
Main tujhe ajnabhi samjhon
k shanasa samjhon ?

Ek khalish si hay
jo beytab kiye deti hay
Dard samjhon K tujhe
dard ka darman samjhon
Tujh se shikwa bhi naheen
Tujh se shikayat bhi naheen
kuch samjh main naheen ata hay
K tujhe kya samjhon
Ajnabhi ajnabhi samjhon
k shanasa samjhon

giri hoi havali ki toti hoi divar k oper , lagi hoi bad soorat phoote k piche, bathe hove gande bacteria ki Qasam?????????????? ? ? ? ? ? ; ((())) I MISS U((()))

Tujhye Kiya Samjhon

Muj ko ulfat bhi naheen
Muj ko adawat bhi naheen
Main tujhe ajnabhi samjhon
k shanasa samjhon ?

Ek khalish si hay
jo beytab kiye deti hay
Dard samjhon K tujhe
dard ka darman samjhon
Tujh se shikwa bhi naheen
Tujh se shikayat bhi naheen
kuch samjh main naheen ata hay
K tujhe kya samjhon
Ajnabhi ajnabhi samjhon
k shanasa samjhon

phatan apnay friend say yara tmhara shadi ho gaya ha
friend haan
phatan kiss say
friend larki say
phatan kya larki say
friend kyoun khan sahib kya hoya
phatan mari bhan ka tu larkay say hoya ha