iJunoon Archives |2010 | September

Q: How many contractors are required to change a light bulb in
Delhi CWG stadium?
A: 1 Million. (1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling)

BREAKING NEWS: Suresh Kalmadi just tried to hang himself in the Commonwealth Games stadium. But the ceiling collapsed.

Breaking news...

A.R. Rahman song dropped from Commonwealth Games ...Instead,
Suresh Kalmadi will dance at the opening ceremony, to the song. Delhi badnaam hui darling tere liye!"

Hazrat Ali R.A Says:

* Hamesha Such Bolo takay tumhe
Qasam khane ki zarurat na paday.

* Mot ko Hamesha Yaad rakho magar
Mot ki Arzoo kabhi na karo.

Hazrat Ali R.A Says:

* Sab se bahtreen Luqmah wo hota hai,
Jo apni Mahnat se Hasil kiya jaye.

* Jo Shaks Paak Daman Orat per Tohmat lagata hai,
Usay Salam mat karo.

Hazrat Ali R.A Says:

* Bhukay Sharif or Pait bharay Kameenay se bacho.

* Gunah per Nidamat Gunah ko mita deti hai,
Neiki per Guroor Neiki ko tabah ker deta hai.

Hazrat Ali R.A Says:

* Adab bahtreen Kamaal hai, or Kheyraat Afzal tareen Ibadat hai.

* Jo chiz apne liye pasand karo wo dusro k liye bhi pasand karo.

Hazrat Ali R.A Says:

* Hikmat Momin ki khoee huee chiz hai,
Hikmat khuwaan munafiq se mile le lo.

* Insaan Zuban k perde me chupa hai.

Hazrat Usman Ghani R.A Says:

* Neimat or Aafiat k hote huwe ziyada talabi bhi Shikwah hai.

* Zaban drust hojaye to Dil bhi drust ho jata hai.