iJunoon Archives |2010 | October

Xcuse Me..
What Is Ur Mobile
Number?

I Wanna Re_Check
BCoz I Feel There's
Some Error
Q Ki
sMs Jata To He
Par Aata Nhi He.

khuda kare tumko kabhi judaai na mile'

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kabhi bhi tanhai na mile'

mujhe SMS na karo tou kuch aisa ho'.

mausam ho sardi ka aur tumhein razaai na mile

How much space 4 me in ur heart? 100% sing a song. 75% call me.50% send sms 25%MisS call. no responce means no space

My mobile had an accident with motorola, admitted in LG hospital at SAMSUNG Nagar. Dr nokia says matter is serious. SMS needed.So plz donate.

U Look "Sweet" when U Open MY sms, ..U Look "Sweeter" when U Read and smile, 'But U Look "Sweetest" when U Reply. ..So Always Try to Look Sweetest.

Papers ki Roti.

Notes ka Achaar.

Tube Light ki Kirne.

Questions ki Bahar.

Teachers ki Dushmani.

Dostoo ka Pyaar..

MubaRak Ho AapKo XaMs Ka TehVaaR

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20'
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play ' No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders ' To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out ' Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over ' Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)

2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u've filled al d details carfuly

#Last 10 mnts relax..

Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete'