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AYK DAFHA CLASS MEHEN SOOR HO RAHA THA KE ASTAD AAGHA US NEHEN KAHA KE TUM MEHEN SHARAFAT NEHEN HAY TW BECHEY NE KAHA HAY SER WO PAANY PEENEY GYA HAY

log is sawal mein bohat uljhay rehtay hain. . kaamil murshid ko kaisay talaash kya jaye ?

agar uss zaat-e pak ne aap ke dil mein kisi kaamil murshid ki zaroorat ko dala hai to uss zaroorat ko poora karne wali bhi wohi zaat hai. jo zaat tashnagi deti hai wohi Tishna labi daur karne ka samaan bhi mann o an faraham karti hai. . be shak woh museeb alasbab hai .

agar aap ne kisi mazaar par logon ki jotiyan seedhi karne walay faqeer se baet hona hai to woh faqeer usi jagah par aap ka intzaar kare ga. uss waqt tak jo kay hukm-e-ILAAHI se muqarrar kya gaya hai .

ab aap uss muqarrar kardah waqt se pehlay khud se jitna bhi zor laga len. kitni hi tug o doo kar len aap kisi se baet nahi ho satke. aap kitney hi jatan kar len aap kisi kaamil murshid tak nahi pahonch satke. .. . ?

Santa: Yaar Banta, I want to marry Chameli.
Banta: Yaar, she is like the local village taxi.
Santa: Yaar, chota sa toh village hain, kitni chali hogi. Hahahaha

A patient in a medical ICU wearing an oxygen mask talks to the nurse Nuursh ave mai testicles turned black. Blushing the nurse picks up the sheet looks under and says No your testicles have not turned black What the patient was actually asking thru the oxygen mask was Nurse have my test reports come back . Hahahahahahaha

Wo masiha jab se ban gaye
bemariyoo se hamare yarane ho gaye

Khudaya nawaza tu ne mujy be hisab hy
magr mangna mujy b tuj se be hisab hy

dya tu ne mujy meri aouqat se zyada
shukar karoon tera Nafa jis mein be hisab hy

dy dy mujy usky sare gham lay lay meri sari khushiyan
ankhon mein meri ansoo ajj be hisab hain

nichawar kr chaman ki bharein barsa dy khushiyon ki barish

maola shamil meri zindagi mein usy kr dy
chahat mere dil mein jis ki be hisab hy

dikha roshni ki kiran pak sab burayon se kr dy mujy
k ay Rab-e-Zuljilal tera dar mujy be hisab hy

paar mujy pull siraat se krna ya rab
kali kamli k saye ki shidat dil mein be hisab hy

aik admi ki nazar khrab thi woh docter kay pass giya aur docter nay usay ainek ki bajaey doorbean kay chashmay laga diyay.jab bahar giya toh aik admi angoor baij raha tha kehnay laga""bhai sahab yeh baloon kaisay day rahain hoo.ha!ha!ha!ha!