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Kashif Yaqoob

Agar Tum Jungle Me Ho Or Wahan Sher Aa Jay

Sir: Agar tum 1jungle may ho or wahan sher aa jay to tum kya karogay?
Boy: Me darakht par charhou ga.
Sir: Agar wo sher darkht par b aa jy to?
Boy: Main Pani main kud jaun ga.
Sir: Agar wo Pani main b aa jy to?
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Boy:
Ustad G.. Sher nu behen diti hui aye kia usay di side liye ja rhe ho.

· 2 Like · Apr 27, 2013 at 17:04
Category: jokes Tags: Ustaad Animals Jokes Teacher Student Funny Sms
 
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Aik Dafa Aik Ustaad Ney ........

aik dafa aik ustad ney class say poocha""kon kon jannat main jaey ga"".sab bachoon nay haath(hands)khara kar diya magar aik bachay nay hath khara naheen kiya.jab ustad nay poocha kiya tum janat naheen jana chahtay to us nay jawab diya""meri ammi nay kaha tha school say seedha ghar aanaa......
hahahahahahaha............

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny Tags: Ustaad
 
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Ustaad Shagird Se Jamat Main..............

Ustaad: Jamat main kaun shor macha raha tha.
Shagird:Janab muhe nahin maloom main to apnee batoon main laga hua tha.
hahahahaha (hunsee aye to hanso)

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny Tags: Ustaad Shagird
 
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Ustaad Or Shagird

ustaad shagird sai aaj tum school late khyoon aaye ho shagird gir gaya tha lag gaye thi ustaad kahan gir gaye thai or kia lag gaye thi shagird masoomiyat sai palang per gir gaya tha or aankh lag gaye thi
hahahaha...

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny Tags: Ustaad Shagird
 

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