Sms / Marital Woes

Farhana

Krb

kisi ki rah mein
kisi ki aah mein
shayad wo qurb ho
jo bhulaya na ja sakay.

· 1 Like · Apr 01, 2011 at 15:04
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Waseem Mughal

Aik Baat Bataon Raaz Ki

aik baat bataon raaz ki
karo us larki sey asshqi
jis k chehre pey ho sadgi
sanso main ho taazgi
chandni ho chand kee
raani ho wo raat ki
khushboo ho gulab ki
batain karay pyar ki
nazuk ho mizzajj ki
achy ho ikhlaq ki
paband ho namaz ki
khidmat karay ma bap ki
aur kahay
main hon sirf aap ki '

· 1 Like · Jul 08, 2010 at 12:07
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Madiha

Husband & Gadha

Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

· 1 Like · Jul 08, 2010 at 12:07
Category: marital-woes Tags: Husband
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Waseem Mughal

Sukoon

Wo kia cheez hay
Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti
Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti.
Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??
.
.
Guess??
?
?
Come on yar?
?
?
Sakoon

· 1 Like · Jul 08, 2010 at 12:07
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Waseem Mughal

Difference Between Gf & Wife

Difference between GF & Wife?
GF-Beauty, Wf-Duty
GF-Pension, Wf- Tension,
GF-Yummy, Wf-Vehmi,
GF-Cool, Wf-Fool,
GF-Tutti-Fruity, Wf-Kismat Futi
GF-Fresh Cake, Wf-Earthquake

· 1 Like · Jun 29, 2010 at 14:06
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Waseem Mughal

Faida

Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife: Woh Kya?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete Jee Hi Mil Gayi!

· 1 Like · Jun 29, 2010 at 14:06
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Waseem Mughal

Tables

Mummy: Beta kyun ro rahe ho?
Beta: Papa ne mujhe kissi nahi di.
Mummy: Beta, aap ne papa ko tables nahi sunaye honge.
Beta: Kaam wali ko kaun se tables aate hein.

· 1 Like · Jun 29, 2010 at 14:06
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Waseem Mughal

Post Office

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postman: Yeh post office hai, police station nahi.
Man: Kya karu? Kahan jau? Khushi k maare kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha.

· 0 Like · Jun 29, 2010 at 14:06
Category: marital-woes Tags: Office
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Waseem Mughal

Apologise

Q: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife ?
A: Apologise !!!

· 2 Like · Jun 29, 2010 at 14:06
Category: marital-woes
 

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