Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Haseeb Naqbi

Sawal Aur Jawab

· 4 Like · Feb 16, 2017 at 04:02
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Muzammil Shahzad

Kaan Bharna

Ustaad (Shagird se): Kaan bharne ko jumlay mai istemal karo.
Shagird: Kal mai ne ammi jaan k kaan mitti se bhar diye.

· 0 Like · Feb 15, 2017 at 16:02
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Madiha Sultan

Which Part Of Human Body Expands10 Times Its Normal Size ??

Teacher:" Which part of Human
Body expands10 times its
normal size ??
.
.
Girl:" I can''t answer..
I Feel
Shy..:p
.
.
Boy:" Its Pupil of Human Eye...
.
Teacher:" Right !!
.
.
Then Teacher turns to the Girl:"
U are Wrong and your Expectations are too
High.!!

· 2 Like · Feb 14, 2017 at 17:02
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Iqra Raheem

Psychology Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha.

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.

Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.

Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.

Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.

Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.

Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.

Itne me Second row ki bench se awaz aai

Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..!

· 3 Like · Feb 06, 2017 at 10:02
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Iqra Raheem

Psychology Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha.

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.

Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.

Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.

Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.

Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.

Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.

Itne me Second row ki bench se awaz aai

Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..!

· 1 Like · Feb 05, 2017 at 17:02
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Abdul Karim Khan

Jagerdar K Bachy Kisi Se Parh Nahi Rahy Thy

1 Jagerdar k bachy kisi sy parh nahi rahy thy bht sy mastr aye hr koi un bachon ki wja sy wapis chla gya,

1 din 1 mastr shaher sy aya or un ko prhany ka wada kia,

Parhai k wqt bachon sy bola k tm log bunty khelo, Bachy bht khush hye
Khelne k bd mastr ny 1 bachy sy pocha k tmhry pas ktne bunty thy?

Us ny kaha 3, master bola k 2 tmhry bhai k pas chly gye tmhry pas ktne bachy?

Pechy sy us ka bhai bola,
Oye,na dassi, mastr parhanda paya e ;)

· 3 Like · Jan 30, 2017 at 14:01
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Usaman Khan

Miss Hamre Ghar Munna Aane Wala Hai

bacha: miss hamare ghar munna aane wala hai
miss: tumhein kaise pata?
bacha: jab pichli baar ammi haspatal dakhil hui thin to munni aai thi
ab abbu dakhil hain!!!

· 2 Like · Jan 26, 2017 at 03:01
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Asiah Rahi

Tum Class Ky Sab Sai Nekammy Student Kion Ho?.

Teacher to student: Tum class ky sab sai nekammy student kion ho?
.
Student: Kionke jo larka mujh sai nekkama tha wo school chor gia.

· 1 Like · Jan 24, 2017 at 16:01
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Mian Usman

Ek Nursery Class Ka Bacha Bola.

Ek nursery class ka bacha bola: Miss mai apko kesa lagta hon?
Miss: So Sweet
Bacha apne side ke larky se bola: Daikha mai ne kaha tha na, Line marti hai

· 3 Like · Jan 23, 2017 at 07:01
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Neelum Chaudhry

Tum Late Kion Aye Ho?

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie

Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye

Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas :D

· 8 Like · Jan 21, 2017 at 08:01
Category: ustaad-aur-shagird
 
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