Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Neelum Chaudhry

Tum Late Kion Aye Ho?

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie

Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye

Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas :D

· 9 Like · Jan 21, 2017 at 08:01
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Memoona Aqeel

Bachay Mann Ke Sachay...

· 8 Like · Nov 05, 2015 at 05:11
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Zeeshan Kaliya

Sir Log Urdu English Men Bat Karte Hen, Math Men Q Nahi?

Studnt: Sir log Urdu English men bat karte hen, Math men Q Nahi?
Sir: Zyada 3,5 na kar.,
9,2,11 hoja..
Warna 5,7 dhar dunga...
6 k 36 Nazar aynge oor 32 k 32 bahir aa jayengy.
studnt: Sir G urdu, English hi theek hy
math waqai bakwas subject hy...

· 7 Like · Sep 30, 2015 at 16:09
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Asfand Yar

Sir Aap Ki Pent Phat Hui Hai

do bachay imtehan de rahay thay
examiner bohat sakhta tha, bilkul bhi naqal nahee karne de raha tha
aik bachay paper par kuch likh kar examier ko de diya to examiner khamoshi se ja kar kursi par beth gaya
dosra bacha: yaar tu ne kya likha
pehla bacha: mene likh ke sir aap ki pent phati hui hai

· 6 Like · Dec 27, 2015 at 21:12
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Muzammil Shahzad

Bewaqoof

ustaad: bhens ki kitni tangen hoti hain ?
shagird : sir! yeh to koi bewaqoof bhi bta day ga .
ustaad : isi liye to tum se pooch raha hon .

· 4 Like · 38 Minutes Ago
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Haseeb Naqbi

Sawal Aur Jawab

· 4 Like · Feb 16, 2017 at 04:02
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Andaleeb Siddiqui

Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?

Teacher;
Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?

Stdnt;
Sir,Light Nhi Thi
...
Teachr;
To Mom Batti Jala Lete

Student;
Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi

Teachr;
Machis Kiun Nai Thi

Student;
Bazar mai thee

Teachr;
To Wahan Se Le Aate

Student;
Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha ,Ganda tha bazar nahi ja sakta tha

Teachr;
Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy

Student;
Pani Nhi Tha Sir

Teachr;
Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?

Student;
Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.

Teachr;
Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?

Student;
Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi….

STDNT ALLWAYZ ROCKZ ;

Like n cmnt if u liked it :

· 4 Like · Jan 10, 2017 at 17:01
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Sana Ali

Teacher To Student

Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack....

· 4 Like · Dec 24, 2016 at 23:12
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Mehmood Khan

Bodygurad Movie Se Aap Ne Kya Seekha

Teacher:Tum sb ne body guard film dekh kr kia sekha?

Bachy: Yahi k larkion ka koi bharosa ni wo to secuirty guard se b set hoskti hay .

· 4 Like · Nov 16, 2016 at 07:11
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Mian Usman

Dost Aur Lover

Ustaad: Agar tumhara dost aur tumhari Lover doob rahe hon to tum kis ko bachao gay?
Shagird: Doob jane do, Dono kaminon ko! Wo aik sath kar kia rahe thay?

· 3 Like · Nov 30, 2016 at 14:11
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