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Andaleeb Siddiqui

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Dec 13, 2012
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Andaleeb Siddiqui

Ghalti

· 2 Like · Mar 08, 2017 at 11:03
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Andaleeb Siddiqui

Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?

Teacher;
Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?

Stdnt;
Sir,Light Nhi Thi
...
Teachr;
To Mom Batti Jala Lete

Student;
Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi

Teachr;
Machis Kiun Nai Thi

Student;
Bazar mai thee

Teachr;
To Wahan Se Le Aate

Student;
Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha ,Ganda tha bazar nahi ja sakta tha

Teachr;
Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy

Student;
Pani Nhi Tha Sir

Teachr;
Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?

Student;
Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.

Teachr;
Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?

Student;
Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi….

STDNT ALLWAYZ ROCKZ ;

Like n cmnt if u liked it :

· 4 Like · Jan 10, 2017 at 17:01
Category: ustaad-aur-shagird
 
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Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Andaleeb Siddiqui

Acha Insan Wo Hai

· 1 Like · Oct 10, 2016 at 05:10
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Andaleeb Siddiqui

eik aadmi bus main behtha kheray khaa

eik admi bus main behta kheray khareed layta hain aur us kay pass eik admi betha hota hain admi aur jis dmi nay kheray khareday thay woh dosrey admi ko deta hain aur eik kay baad dosra deta hain phir admi kehta hain kay app bhi to kha lay to woh kehta hain hain yeh bhi koi insano kay khanay wali cheez hain
ok
byeee

· 1 Like · Apr 02, 2016 at 15:04
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Andaleeb Siddiqui

Chor Gaya Phans

ek ghar mein chor aa jata hai ghar ki malikan bohat motee hotee hai. wo chor ko pakar kar us per baith jaatee hai. or apne naukar ko kehtee hai k tum ja kar police ko laao naukar kehta hai k bibi jee meree chappal nahi mil rahee neeche se chor kehta hai ja bhai meree pehan jaaaa.

· 2 Like · Mar 16, 2016 at 14:03
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Andaleeb Siddiqui

EAST HO YA WEST PAKISTANI IS THE BEST

AIK DAFA TEEN ADMI AIK JAGHA AIKHATAY HOWAY TO APNAY MULK K KISAY SONANAY LAGAY UN MAIN SAY AIK CHINI TAH AIK AMERICAN AUR AIK APNY KHAN SAHAB.
SAB SAY PAHLAY CHINI NAY BOLA K HUM NAY JAB DO SOO SAAL PAHLAY JAB APNAY HAAN KI ZAMIN KOHDI TO US MAIN SAY BOHAT SAY WIRE NIKLAY IS KA MATLAB HAI K HUMARAY YAAHAN US WAQT BIGLI BIH TIH.
IS K BAAD AMERICAN NAY KAHA JAB HUM NAY APNAY HAAN KI ZAMIN KOHDI TO US MAIN SAY PIPE LINE NIKLII YANI K HUMARAY HAAN US WAQT GAS BIH TIH.
ABB KHAN SAHAB KI BARRI AII TO UN HO NAY KAHA JABB HUM NAY APNI ZAMIZ KOHDI TO US MAIN SAY KUCH NAHI NIKLA
DOONO HAHRAAN HO KAR KIYA KUCH NAHI KHAN SAHAB NAY KAHA HAAN KCH NAHI YANI K HAMARAY YAAHHAAN US WAAQT hamaray paas MOBILE bih tha.(
NOTE(YAH SIRF AKAL MANDOON KI SAMAJ MAIN AANAY WALA JOKE HAI)

· 1 Like · Feb 16, 2016 at 00:02
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Andaleeb Siddiqui

A New Maid

once a woman returned home and asked her new maid ""did you clean out the refrigerator as i told you"".""yes madam"",said the girl,and every thing was very tasty"".

· 1 Like · Dec 09, 2015 at 23:12
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Baap Aur Beta

Andaleeb Siddiqui

100 Ka Note

· 2 Like · Oct 29, 2015 at 15:10
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Andaleeb Siddiqui

Mulk Bohat Khatray Mein Hai

· 3 Like · Oct 09, 2015 at 18:10
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Andaleeb Siddiqui

Mulk Bohat Khatray Mein Hai

· 2 Like · Oct 09, 2015 at 06:10
Category: miscellaneous
 

Andaleeb Siddiqui

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