Baap aur Beta

ameer ki olad: papa aaj bohat garmi hai
papa: beta hum aaj hi Ae C lagwa laytey hain
garib ki olad: abba aj kini garmi ae
abba: chal puttar! teri tind karwa lay awan!!!

Boy: Papa main apni girl friend ko kia doon?

Papa: Wo dikhti kaisi hay?
...
Boy: Wonderful,Beautiful,Smart Cute...Nazuk pari...

Papa: Mera zong wala number dedo.

police constable: tumhara result acha nahin aaya aaj se tumhara khelna our t v band
bacha: ye pachas rupay pakro our mamla yahin khatam karo

Bacha: Abbu kia aap kisi se pyat karte hain?
Abbu: Haan Tumhari ammi se.
Bacha: Abbu Buhat Chalak ho, ghar mai hi chakkar chalaya hua hai.

aik dafa aik bachay ne apnay baap se gadi lene ki zidd ki to baap ne kaha "agar tum imtehaan me awwal aogay to me tumhei gaadi le dooga". iss par bachay ne moo banatay huay kaha iss ka matlab hai k aap kabhi gaadi le kar nahee denge

Baap: Beta koi baat nahe tumhari qismat mai Fail hona hi likha tha

Beta: Jee Papa, acha howa mai ne pura saal parha nahe ki warna sari mehnat zaya hojati

Son : Dad, can you write in the
dark?
.
.
Father : I think so. What do you
want me to write?
.
.
Son : Your name on this report
card.

baap: beta q ro rahay ho? mujhe dost samajh kar bata do.
beta: kuch nahee yaar, sabzi ke paison se mene apni wali ko load karadiya tou teri wali ne bohat mara

baap: agar tum is dafa imtehaan mein paas na huay to muje apna abba mat kehna
larka imtehan khatam honay aur result anay kay baad
baap: tumharay result ka kya bana ?
larka: sorry mr. joseph

Father :- beta iss baar exam me 90% marks lana ok

Beta :- nahi 90% nahi 100% marks launga

Father :- Q mazak kar rahe ho

Beta :- shuru kisne kiya?