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1 teacher baccho say khaty hai kay main 1 word urdu main boloon gi app is ko english main translate karyah ga tu bachay khatay hai kay ok teacher pochay teacher khaty hai kay kam houa houa or hota hi chala gayah tu ek student ko khara karty hai or khaty hai kay is ki translate karoo tu bacha khata hai kay the work is done done done dana dan

Teacher Ne Student Se Poocha Tum Kal School Kyun Nahi Aaye Thay.. Stundent Ne Kaha.. Main Gir Gaya Tha Aur Mujey Lag Gayi Thi.. Teacher Ne Phir Poocha Kahan Gir Gaye Thay Aur Kiya Lag Gayi Thi.. Student Ne Kaha Palang(bed)Pe Gir Gaya Tha Aur Aankh Lag Gayi Thi.. ;)

a teacher say to her class.one day the whole world will end.
a student gets up and asks
techer on that day will we have a holiday from school ?

TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, School Ahead, Go Slow.

Teacher of computer ask a student what r the 3 latest Version of JAVA
Student says Marjava mitjava lutjava ishq mein dil to kia jaan b tere nam
Kar java
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Apny teachers ki buhat respect kijiey kyun k
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is duniya main MURGHI ky ilawaye wo wahid personality hi hai jo app ko anda dy sakti hai:-):-)
=))=))

Teacher says to draw A Picture on a Cow eating grass
After some time she asks is it over
Student : says YES
Teacher saw it
And asks where is the grass
Student : Cow ate it
Then She asks where is the Cow
Student : Cow ate the grass and went away

Grammar Teacher!
Pappu larkion say bat nahin kerta hai,

Batao is sentence mai pappu kia hai?

Student:Sir, pappu ullu ka patha hai

Life is different than teacher,
A teacher teaches lesson & then keeps the exam.
But the life keeps the exam first & then teaches the lesson.

Teacher:
U idiots! At Your Age, Einstein Ranked First in Class. What about You???

Student:
Sir, At Your Age, Hitler Committed Suicide..! What about You???

Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Students : A teacher.


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