Tag: Teacher

MiS: h0me w0rk Q nhi kiya? Student: Mis light nhi thi, MiS: Candle jala lete? Student: Matchis nhi thi MiS: New Machis le Aa te? Student: strike thi sh0ps bund thi MiS: Par0s se le lete Student: Un ki MASJID me Rakhi thi MiS: t0 wahan se le Aa te? Student: Nahaya huwa ni tha Mis: nahaye Q ni thy? student: pani ni tha MiS: Ufff, pani Q ni tha? Student: m0t0r nhi chal rhi thi Mis: Ullu k pathe m0t0r Q ni chal Rahi thi? Student: pagal ki bachi shuru me bataya t0 tha. LiGHT Nhi THi

Teacher studnts se:Agr tm me se koi mujhy muthi bhar JANAT ki matti la k dyga to wo tm me se kamyab studnt hoga. Agly din 1 chota bacha muthi bhar matti le aya or teacher ko dydi Teacher naraz ho k kaha:tm mujh se mazaq kr rahy ho Ye matti kahan se lae Studnt ne anso bhari ankhon k 7 jawab dya Ye matti me apni MAA ki qabar se utha laya hn ap he ny humain sikhaya k Maa k qadmon taly Janat hy. Sakht toofan me b aasan safar lagta hy, ye mjhe meri Maa ki duaon ka asar lagta hy, sari umar meri MAA nhe soi bs Me ny aik bar kaha tha 'MAA MJHE DAR LAGTA HAI' I love u Ammi.

Sir:kbhi tum ne koi naik kam kia ha? Boy:yes, sir:Wo kya? Boy:1 boorha admi aram s ghr ja rha tha m ny kuta pechy Lgaya wo jLdi ghr pnch gya.

1StuDnt CLass mE bOht OCHal Rha tha TeAcHr:AP k PaPa APko AmroD bOht khilate H? Boy:G Ha Lakin APko kese Pata?: TeAcHr:APkE AnDr k keery se

Teacher: "Hum dunya me doosron ki madad karnae aae hain. "Student: "Woh to theek he, magr ye 'doosray' kya karne aae hen???"

khusra:Maths K Paper Mai uth k Dance Karny lga Kisi Ne Pucha Ye Kya Kr Rahey Ho Khusra:Techr Ne Kaha Ta maths me Hr STEP K Nmbr milty hen

Miss: Smndr Mein aam Ka Drkht Ho To Tm Kse aam Toro ge? Stdnt: Fish Bn k Miss:Insan Ko fish Tera baap Bnaye ga? Stdnt:To Smndr Mein Drkht Teri Maa Lgae gi?

Miss: Aaj tum Late Q Aaye? School 8 baje Shuru Hota Hy phir der Q Ki? - Bacha - - - Meri jaan Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karo Dost SHAK karte Hen.

Professor:
What is"Obsessive compulsive neurotic Disorder"..?
Studnt :-Jinga Lala hurrRrRrrRrrR...
Prof : ye kya tha...?
Studnt :- to woh kya tha?:-D

Teacher: Galti honay pa maafi manganay
walon ko kiya kehtay hain??
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Student: Samjh dar
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Teacher: Aur galti na honay paa b maafi
manganay walay ko kiya kiya kehtay hain??
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Student: Boyfriend..:P:P