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{KUCH NAHI} Abi to ham aap k liye kuch nahi, ye din guzar jaen gey, ye musam badal jaen gey, waqt to guzar hi jata ha, aap ka b hamara B, lekin1 din kisi lamhe aap ko hamri yaad aye gi, TO aap be-ikhtiyar muskura do gey log pochain gey kya howa or Aap kaho gey, {KUCH NAHI}

Chale Jayen Gy Khuda K Pass Tujhe Tere Haal Pe Chor Kar "Qadar Kya Hoti Hai Tujhe Waqt Sikha De ga.

1 buzrug farmate hen muje 3 qism k log bure lagte hen 1 Wo Shakhs jo purana kapra pehne jab k us k pas naya kapra ho 2 Wo jis k pas khana ho or phir b bhoka rahe, Phir chup hogaye yaha tak k Ankhon me ansu agaye Kisi ne Pocha 3sra kon he? Wo buzurg rone Lage Roty roty hichkiyan agai or behosh hogye Phir hosh aya or batane lage tu dubara behosh hogaye Phir kafi der bad hosh aya or farmaya 3sra wo jis k Pas "MUJH'' jesa dost ho or uski Qadar na kare....

MiS: h0me w0rk Q nhi kiya? Student: Mis light nhi thi, MiS: Candle jala lete? Student: Matchis nhi thi MiS: New Machis le Aa te? Student: strike thi sh0ps bund thi MiS: Par0s se le lete Student: Un ki MASJID me Rakhi thi MiS: t0 wahan se le Aa te? Student: Nahaya huwa ni tha Mis: nahaye Q ni thy? student: pani ni tha MiS: Ufff, pani Q ni tha? Student: m0t0r nhi chal rhi thi Mis: Ullu k pathe m0t0r Q ni chal Rahi thi? Student: pagal ki bachi shuru me bataya t0 tha. LiGHT Nhi THi

" Parindon K Labon Pe TILAWAT Jaag Jati Hai, Subha Hote Hi Darakhton Pe IBADAT Jaag Jati Hai. Muqarrar Waqt Nahi Hai Koi Us Ki NAWAZISH Ka, Usay Jab Bhi Pukaro Us Ki REHMAT Jaag Jati Hai. ^Good Morning^

1- Duniya Main "GHUSSA" Wo Munfarid "HARAM" Cheez Hai Jise Peena "HALAL" Hai. 2- Lafzon K Daant Nahi Hote, Lekin Ye Kaat Lete Hen Aur Agar Ye Kaat Len Tu Phir In K Zakham Zindagi Bhar Nahi Bharte. 3- Baat Tameez Se Aur aitraaz Daleel Se Karo Q K Zuban Tu Hewano K Munh Mein Bhi Hoti Hai. Magar Wo Ilm Aur Saleeqe Se Mahroom Hote Hen. 4- Fitrat, Soch Aur Halaat Mein Tasadum Hai "Warna" Insaan Kesa Bhi Ho Dil Ka Bura Nahi Hota...

Mene 1 larki ki madad ki to..! usne muje thank u bola. Mene kha thank u mat kaho! ye lo mera Number # or 3 larkiyo ko deydena Or un se kehna k wo or 3 larkiyo ko dyde...! 0h Teri Khair aj to SalmAn khan ko b nahe ch0ra haha

Beti: kiya Main Hathi ki tarha moti hon? . Maa: Arey nahi Beta tu to bohat Smart hai . Beti: kiya Main kali Nagan ki tarha hon? . Maa:Nahi Nahi tu to bohat sundar hai . Beti:To Kiya Main Manhoos hon? . Maa: Nahi Beta tu to Bohat Piyari hai, . Beti: phir Loog Q kehty han k tum To . Poori Apni . . . . "MAA"ki Tarha ho? . . Maa: Laanat teri shakal pe . Jooti Maar k tera chuiya jesa Munh torr don gi Kali dayan to apni DÄDI or PHUPPI pe gai ha . Manhoos måri

Udaas shamon me lot kar wo aana bhol jata tha, " " Kar k khafa mujhko manana bhol jata tha, " " "Inhi Aaditoon ne uski mujhe badnam kar dala, " " "Wo likh k naam dewaron pe mitana bhol jata tha, " " "Mat poch mohabbat mai laa parwahi uski, " " " Dy k zakham wo marham lagana bhol jata tha, " " "Kitna dilnasheen hota tha uski yaad ka manzar, " " "Wo jab bi yaad aata tha zamana bhol jata tha.....