Tag: Beta

1 Shakhs ki Mertey waqt wasiyat: Beta, Tum Defence waley 15 Banglay le lena, Chhotay betay se bola: Me Tum se bohat Piyar kerta hoon is liye Tumhain Gulsan wali 20 Kothiyan de raha hoon. Aur Begum Tum Saddar waley 11 Flats Tumharey. Paas khari Nurse bohat Impress hui, Us ki BV se boli: Wow! U r so Lucky, Apke Husband kitne Ameer ha kitni Properties hai inki BV: Kaha k Ameer, Kon si Property? Ye Doodh Wala Ha or Apne Clients K Ghar Bata Raha Hai.

Father: Beta ek Cold Drink ki Bottle to Le Ao. Son: Pepsi ya Mirinda? Father: Pepsi. Son: Plastic ya Glass wali Bottle? Father: Plastic. Son: Choti ya bari? Father: Nahin chahiye,Bas Pani Pila De. Son: Sada ya Namak Wala? Father: Sada. Son: Thanda ya Garam? Father: Chal Ja warna Mardunga. Son: Chappal Se Ya Danday Se? Father: Janwar kahin k... Son: Konsa Dog ya Donkey? Father:Mere Samny se hat ja. Son: Slow ya Fast? Father:Mery Hathon mar jayega. Son: Chaqu ya Gun Se? Father: Chaqu sy. Son: Zabah karogy ya de marogy? Father: Abey ja, B.P high horaha hai mera. Son: Doctor ko Bulaoon ya Doctor k Pas chalen?

Ye jawani he dewani dhk k! Beta bap se me urna chata hn dorna chata hn girna b chata hn pr kbi rukna nh chata! . Baap apna mobile dty hue ye le temple run khel!

Maa apne Totlay Bete se:
Beta aaj hum jahan ja rahe hain tum wahan bolna mat.
Beta:
Theet hai.
Larki walon k ghar jab Larki chaye lai to Larka chaye peetay hi bola:
Daram hai Daram...
Larki foran boli:
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.......oyyyyyyyyyyy.'''''
Phoot maar maar ty Pi padal...

VEry Nice Msg___
Beta: Ami Men Jannat Me Jaunga?
Maa:
Beta Tum Ne T0
Log0n K Dil Dukhaye Hain__
Tum Se Sab
Naraz Hain!
Keise Jannat
me Jao Ge,
Betey ne Kaha
Ami ek Jalta hua Angara Mere Hath pe Rakh Dein,
Maa___
Ye Me Nhi Kar sakti!
Beta__
TO Phir W0
Mujhe Keise
DOZAKH Me Dal Sakta Hai___
JO 70 Maoon Se Ziyada Mohabbat Karne Wala Hai
__SUBHAN ALLAH__

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

Mom,,:
is mobile ki jan chor dy
is se tujy Roti nhi milny wali
Son:
Koi bat ni,
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< ¡ ¡>
_/ /_ Roti bnany wali to mily gi na..

Apni Wife Ki Nazar Se Dunya Ko Dekho to Duniya Ka Sab Se Perfect Man Uska Daddy, Duniya Ka sab Se Dukhi Admi Uska Bhai, Dunya Ka Sab Se Sunder Boy Uska Beta, Dunya Ka Sab Se Nasibwala Admi Uski Bahen Ka shohar Or Dunya Ka Sab Se Kharab Selfish Jhootha Kanjus Bekar Admi, Ab Ye Bhi LIKHNA Paray Ga Kya?;)

"Very Best sms"
Hazrat Luqman ki Nasihat apny betay say:
"Ay betay,
ksi Orat k peechay chalay jany k bajaye
ksi Sher k peechay chalay jana behtr hai,
is liye k
Sher palat gya to jan chali jaye gi.
Magr orat palat gai to Eeman chala jaye ga.
Forward msg for all young boys...!

Dunia me 3 log bht masoom
OR
achy hn
(‘,’)/
<))1 me
_//_

2nd meri ammi ka beta

('-')yani ME
<((>
_//_
OR
3rd Apka Dost
(‘,’)
<))yani k phr se me :-D
//

Hosla rakho ap b to itne masom
OR
Acha Dost K frnd ho…

1 Wakeel K Betay Ko Uski Maa Ne Thappar Mar Dia..
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Beta Baap K Pas Gya Aur Kaha:
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Ami Ne Muje Bila-Waja Mara Ha.
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Baap Ne Usy 1 Aur Thappar Mara Aur Kaha:
Wakeel K Betay Ho Kr Tumhen Itna Bi Nhe Pta K Supreme Court K Khilaf Appeal High Court Mein Nhe Hoti:-/B-)

Papa aur beta ek Hotel mein gaye

Papa: Waiter 1 Beer aur 1 Ice Cream lao

Beta: Ice-Cream kyu papa ?
Aap bhi Beer piyo na
papa Shocked
beta rocked