Tag: Admi

1 Jin sharab pene k liye insan k roop me aya, 12 glass p gaya, Admi:tenu chardi ni? Jin: Main jin hon. Admi: le char gai kanjar nu...!hAhAh:-D

Aurton ki bus ka accidnt hoa sUb mar gai Un sUb k shohr 1 Haftay tAk roty rhe 1 admi 2 haftay tk rota rha qK Uski Bv se bus miss ho gai thi

Sbzi wla sbzi pr pani chrak rha tha, .
"Kafi dair h0 gaeyi t0
1 Admi gussay se b0la:
"Bhai agar
Bhindi h0sh me agae
h0 t0
1 kil0 dai d0...:-D;-)

1 Admi ki aik tang ki haddi toot gayi
Hospital gya to waha dOsrey admi ki dono tangey tooti dekh kar bola !!!
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"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan hain?;-)

ek Admi Apne Rishte ke Liye Tasveer khichwa Raha Tha,
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peeche Gadha bhi tasveer main agaya,
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Admi ne tasveer k peeche likh dia..
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Hum aage wala hy...

Hospital ka amla Aadmi K
Pich Bhag Raha Tha.

Logon N pocha Kya Hua

Doctr:
4 Bar Aisa Hua

Yeh Dimagh K Opration K
Bhaney Aata Hy
or
TIND Krwa K Bhag Jata Ha.

Ek aadmi lift mai,
1 larki mahnga parfume lga k Enter hui or boli :
cobra perfume,
price 8000/=
2nd larki boli :
charli perfume,
price 12000/=
phir Achanak lift ruki or Badboo Aai, Dono larkiyon ne apni naak pakr li
or
Aadmi ko dekhne lagien,
Aadmi muskuraty hue bola : mooli ,
14 rupey kilo.

Mein Aadmi hoon aam sa
Ek Qissa na-tamam sa.

Na lehja be-misal hai
Na baat mein kamal hai

Hoon dekhney mein aam sa
Udasion ki shaam sa,

jaisey k ek raaz hoon
Khud se be-niaz hoon

Na mehjabeeno se Rabt hai
Na Shuhraton ka zabt hai

Ranjha na qais hoon
Insha na Faiz hoon

Mei paiker-e-ikhlas hoon
Wafa, dua aur aas hoon
Mein shakhs khud-shnas hoon

TUM HI KARO KOI FAISLA !

Mei aadmi hoon AAM sa !!
Ya
Phir bohat hi "KHAAS" hoon !!!

Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hain
Pathan: Wo jis ki mochen hain
Frnd: Mochen to sub ki hain
Pathan: Wo jis k sufaid kapre hn
Frnd: Wo to sb k hi hn
Pathan ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh geya he wo hmara dushman hy:-)