Tag: Qasam

ek bar ek dihaty naya naya shar ata hai to ek aur dehaty us say poochta hai hai k ya batoo ajj cahnd kahan gaya phala dihaty kahata hai k ALLAH ki qasam mujhya nahi pata ma to is shar ma naya hoon...................hahahaa kaisa;)

Sha Jahan Ne Taj Mehel Banwane Ke Bad Taj Mehel Ki Har Diwar Ko Dekha Har Minar Ko Dekha Har Kamre Ko De Kha Sara Taj Mehel Achi Tarha Dekhne Ke Bad Bo La ..
Maan Qasam Bohot Kharcha Agya....

do bachay rakshay main jaa rahay hotay hain aik ka naam hota hay aada aur dosray ka naam pada achanak say pada rakshay say gir gata hay aada kahta hay padaaaa rakshay wala kahta hay khuda ki qasam say main nay na pada.(Hahahaha..enjoy)

ek police wala chor ko pakarte hue ek ladke ke pass pohcnchta hai aur pochta hai k tum ne chor ko dekha hai to ladka kehta hai
YAHAN SE CHAR GALIYAN JA RAHI HAIN PEHLE NHI , DOSRI NHI TESRI NHI , CHHOTI GALI MAIN CHAR GROUND HAIN PEHLA NHI , DOSRA NHI , TEESRA NHI , CHHOTA GROUND MAIN CHAR BUILDINGS HAIN , PEHLI NHI DOSRI NHI , TESRI NHI , CHHOTI BUILDING MAIN CHAR FLOOR HAIN HAIN PEHLA NHI , DOSRA NHI , TEESRA NHI , CHHOTE FLOOR MAIN CHAR GATE HAIN PEHLA NHI DOSRA NHI TEESRA NHI CHHOTE GATE SE ANDAR JA K CHAR CUPBARDS HAIN PEHLA NHI , DOSRA NHI , TEESRA NHI , CHHOTE CUPBARD MAIN CHAR DARAZ HAIN PEHLA NHI , DOSRA NHI , TEESRA NHI , CHHOTE DARAZ MAIN CHAR ALBUMN HAIN PEHLA NHI DOSRA NHI TEESRA NHI , CHHOTE ALBUMN MAIN MERI AMI KI TASVEER HAI MAIN APNI AMI KI QASAM KAH K KEHTA HOON MAIN NE CHOR KO NHI DEKHA

aik ladkey ko monh ke saath awaaz(like fart) nekalne ki bahut aadit thi,class main ustaad os se bahut tang the.aik dafa ustaad ne os ladkey se kaha k aainda agar aisi awaaz nikaly to saza milay gee.os ladkey ne bary koshash k ba--ad yeh aadit chhor di aur ustaad b os k sath khoosh ho gae.aik di class main ustaad ne phir awaaz suni aur os ladkey ko kaha k khare ho gao. ladkey ne kaha ustaad g qasam se yeh awaaz sahee hai(real fart)main ne monh se nahin nikaly..............ha.ha.ha.ha

Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.


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Tum apana ranj-o-gham

Apni pareshani mujhe de do

Tumhein gham ki qasam

is dil ki virani mujhe de do

Ye mana main kisi qabil nahin hun in nigahon mein

Bura kya hai agar,ye dukh ye hairani mujhe de do..

Main dekhun to sahi,duniya tumhein kaise satati hai

Koi din ke liye, apani nigahabani mujhe de do

Wo dil jo maine manga tha magar gairon ne paya

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Wife:
Suniye! Jub Aapne pehli bar mera ghonghat uthaya to kaisa mehsos kya tha?

Husband:
Khuda ki qasam main marr jata agar AAYAT-UL-KURSI yaad na hoti..

Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do,
Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do,
Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy
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app ne kabi di hai?ager di hai tu kitni bar di hai.aur detey waqt sharam b mahsus ki hogi.tura dard b huwa hoga.deko please such such batana.detey waqt kiya feeling thi?app ko meri qasam such such batan q k husakta hai k mujay b deni parey.

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