Tag: Mubarak

ek dafa badshah ney khwab dezikha key wo mar gaya hai..wi uth ker pareshan hua..usney subha waziroun ko bulaya aur apney khwab key barey mein bataya..badshah ney kaha key jo mujhey us khwab kee tabeer bataye ga mein usey inam dounga..saab sey pheley wazir kee bare ayee, usney kaha hazoor..jo khwab apney deikha hai wo bahot mubarak hai..aapkee umer lambi hogee..badshah yeh sun ker bahot khush hua aur usney usey inam dia...phir baree ek darbar kee raya kee ayee...usney kaha badshah salamat aapkey khwab kee tabir yeh hai key aapkey samney ek ek kerkey aapkey tamam rishtedar mar jayeingey..badshah ko bara ghusa aya aur usney usko phansee dey dee.. deikha aap logon ney..key ek ney khwab acha sunaya to usko inam mila per wohee khwab dossrey ney dooree tarhan bataya to usko saza mili..

aap ko chouda aap ko chouda. aap koo bar bar chouda. aap koo bohat bohat chouda ........................................................................... ap koo ek bar phire chouda aguest mubarak hoo. happy independance day

bush: meri sister da munda hoya ye..
mushraf: mubarak hoo
bush: par afsoos de gal aayy
mushraf: kyoon ????
bush: bap da pata nahee..
mushraf: koi gal nai,,,, OSAMA---- tay pa daeoo..


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Bush Meri sister da Munda Hoya

Musharraf: Mubarak hoo

Bush: Per afsos de Gal a

Musharraf: Ki?

Bush: Baap da pata nahe

Musharraf: Koi gal nai Usama tay pa dio

Aik Sardar Ki Biwi ne Kaha...! Sardar G! Mubarak Ho Aap Ke Ghar Naya Mehman Aane Wala He....

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EK GHAR ME TWINS PAIDA HOYE TO SAAS BOLI.
WAH BOHAT MUBARAK HO!
PAKISTAN K HALAT DEIKH KAR AB TOU BACHE B DUNIYA ME ALELE ANE SE DARTE HAIN!
GEO MUSHARAF






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1 machinical engenearka bacha peda hoa us ko us ke bev ka phn aya k mubarak ho ap ka spear part aya hay
machinaical engenear us sy pochta hay NAT wala hay ya BOLT wala


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