Tag: Khuda

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dilkay dard ko zuban par latey nhi,
hum apni ankhon se anso behatey nhi
ZAKHAM chahey kitna hi gehra kuon na ho
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hum detol ke siva kuch aur lagatey nhi
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Class jis main sirf eik bacha musalman tha, baqi sab hindu thay, class teacher bhi hindu tha- eik din class teacher class main bachoun ku parha rahay thay- bollay - Bacho ! yeah maiz, sab ku nazar arahi hay na?
Bachay bolay beshak
teacher Bollay - kiya khuda aap ku nazar araha hay?
Bachay bollay nahi
Teacher bollay - agar khuda hotta tu nazar atta na ?
Itnay main musalman bacha khara huwa aur bachoun say mukhatib hu kar bola - kiya aap ku master ji ki aqal nazar arahi hay
bachay bollay - Nahi-
muslim bacha bola - agar master sahib ki aqal hotti tu nazar atti na -
Bachay eik sath hu kar bolay - Beshak -

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Ek Amli Ne Dosre Se kaha.... Yaar Khuda ke Rang bhi ajeeb hote hain... Admi to Mar ke BHOOT ban jata hain... Lekin Aurat Churail ki Churail Hi Rehti hain......

hum ne socha shayed hum hi chahtay hain aap ko, par aap ko chahnay walay kafilay niklay, dil nay kaha shakayat kar kuhda se par khuda bhim aap ko chanay walay niklay

Na chare kisse Hassina ko Khuda ka aazab hoga.Kal tu bhi kisse Hassina ka baap hoga.

Girl. says to molvi can i kiss a man movi says Nagozobillah then the girl says can i kiss a boy molvi say astgfirullah , At last the girl says can i kiss u then the molve says Alhamdulliah

Ae khuda aaj ye faisla kar daey,

Ussay mera ya mujhay uss ka ker daey,

Bohut dukh sahay hain maine,

Koi khushi ab meray mukader ker daey,

Bhout mushkil lagta hai tujh say door rehna,

Judai ki saza ko kam ker daey,

Jitna door chala gaya hai woh mujh say,

Issay itna kareeb ker daey,

Nahi likha ager mere naseeb main iss ka milna,

Khatam ker yeh zindagi,

Aur mujhay FAANA ker daey.





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