Tag: Bazar

Kuch baat hai jo hum keh nahin saktay
kya kare kahe bin reh nahin saktay.
kahin beech bazar sharminda na hon
tabhi to us gali ka rukh kar nahin saktay.
tere so shikwe shikaytein sar ankhon par
lekin us samandar ko
nadi ka rukh morne ko keh bhi nahin saktay.

I Am sorry.
Ek buri khabar hai

Mujey bhul jana plz
Mujhe kuch dino baad tumhey
Hamesha k liye chod kar Chale jana hai

Tumhara apna

- 2009

Dilo ka logoo ne bazar laga rakha hai
Ishk ko jaisey karobaar bana rakha hai
Khena dil sey jalan hai k sukh ne
Apni surat peh ishtihaar laga rakha hai
Apni hasarat ka hai maatam kaisa
Ek ek lash peh dus tumney kharidaar bitha rakha hain
Dard hasil hai jo pakizah hai
Is tarha tumney kyu nilaam laga rakha hai
Apni hasti peh sitam yaad hai ab tak tumko
Aur sitam tumney wo sab khud peh saja rakha hai
Koi koshish na karey dil ko dukhaney ki jahan ??
Dil ko tumney kyu saman bana rakha hai...

Aik pathan sadar bazar mein jaraha hota he tou achanak zameen peh haath lagata hei aur phir jeb mein hath rakh leta hei aik admi daryaft karta hei tou wo kehta hei yar karachi ka ajeeb log hei aese thokta hei jese chawani athani hota hei...

A sardarji was in new york first time he thought he is good in english . at lunch in resturant he saw an other sardarji as a waiter speaking english .
he call him and said bring me some head and foots(sri pai) the other sardar lol on him and said ohhh good english translate (sadar bazar main golian chal rahee thi) sardar ji who was new lol on him too and said its easy...
Tablets were walking in the presdent bazaar)

Aik bachay ki ammi us ko ghar may chor kar bazar chalay gain thin,or ghar kay saray darwazay lock kar dia thay,us ko bohot zoor say peshab aa raha tha woh bath room gia to bath room ka darwaza loock tha,us nay khirki say bahar peshab kar dia nechay say cholay wala ja raha tha us kay cholon per peshab gir gia,us nay bola ooay tu nay yeh kya kia phir neh bola may abhi uper aa kar tojhay batata hoon,bachay nay bola tum uper kaisay aao gay darwaza to bandh hay cholay walay nay bola main tumhara peshab pakar pakar kar uper aaoon ga bachay nay bola main rok rok kar peshab karon ga tu patakh patakh kar mar jaiy ga

bacha or maa bazar gae bache na poocha alert donki daakh kar maa ya kiya ha ""maa"" sharma kar. ""kuch nahi"" . next time aapne baap se poocha papa ya kiya ha"" baap "" beta ya donki ka ___ ha bacha, butt maa na kaha """"kuch nahi"""" baap (thandi sanss la kar )haan teri maa ke liya """"kuch nahi"""" ha.hihihihihohoho.

A friend asks sardar jee !how was your exam?he replies it was fine but i did not know the third form of think .
so what did you do?his friend asks.
sardar jee says.i thought ,thought and thought and then i wrote thunk.......hahahahhahaha

: Aik sahab bazar me kharay ho ker awaz laga rahy hotay hai k, Hai
koi jo 1 lac Rs. kamana chahta hoo. sub pooch rahy thay k Bhai
aisaa kia kam hai jis see hum ko 1 lac mil sakty hai? kaha k Ziada
kuch nahi mery paas aik bakri hai jo ko bohat gandi hai or uss me se bohat badboo
aati hai jo koi us ke sath sirf 10 mint beth ker dekhai ga us ke liyee meri taraf see 1 lac inaam hai. .jis per sub log peechay hut gai or kaha Naa baba yeh kam
hum se nahi hoga.lakin aik sahab ruk gai or kaha k mee yeh kam ker sakta
hoon jis per bakri ke malik ne kaha k ary tum ker sakty hoo ,tumhara name kia
hai ? jis per us shuks ne kaha k mera name SHARMA hai > Woh sahab
sharma ko apny joompri(tent) per laty hai or kehty hai k under chalay jaoo..
sharama under jata hai or taqreeban 5 se 6 mint bad bakri meee meee kerti hoe
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