Two liner Jokes

Bholaji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
""Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.""


Bholaji calls Air India. ""How long does it take to fly to Patna?""
""Just a sec,"" says the rep. ""Thank you."" says Bholaji and hangs up.


Bholaji : ""Have you ever read Shakespeare?""
Herolal : ""No, who wrote it?""


Q: So this Bholaji is walking the other day and comes across a banana peel on the road. Can you guess what he must be thinking ?
A: ""Saala aaj bhi girna padega...""


Q: Why did Bholaji stare at the frozen Orange Juice Can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said -concentrate-.


Q: What did Bholaji do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: He turned it over and used the other side.


Q: What did Bholaji do when his wife gave birth to twins?
A: He is out looking for the other man.


Q: Some one asked if Bholaji believed in smoking.
A: He said ""Yes, I-ve seen it done.""


Q: Why does Bhola always smile during lightning storms?
A: He thinks his picture is being taken.


Bholaji Doctor to his patient: ""It`s very important that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before you feel the pain.""


Then there`s the one about Bholaji who brought his binoculars to a funeral where they were going to bury a distant relative ...