Two Friends

one day two friends are gone to attend the interview.one fellow is fool and other one is clever.1st turn comes to the clever fellow.the interviewer asked
the following query.
a)who is the president of u.s.a.?
ans)bush
b)how many days are there in a year?
ans)365 days
c)how many stars are there in sky?
ans)still scientists are finding
after that clever one coming out form the room.Then fool ask the what are the answers.then he says bush,365,still scients are finding.
then interviewerask the fool fellow
a)what is u r name?
he says bush
b)what is u r age?
365 days
c) are u mad?
he says still scientist are finding.
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one day a man came to a doctors house and said
man: Sir it--s very serious;
doctor: what--s the matter?
man: my friend is very serious>
doctor: what happened?
man: he is vommiting every hour;
doctor: ok
man: what is the fee?
doctor: if u bring the patient to my clinc its just 20 Rupee.
man: what if u treat him in home?
doctor: it is 45 rupee
man: come on doctor let--s go home
>> so the doctor with the man drived home with doctor--s own car,and then they got home
doctor:(anxiously) where is the patient?
man: thank u sir!
doctor: it--s ok where is the patient?
man: he is not here sir!
doctor: then why did disturbed me?
man: SIR when i asked an autorickshaw driver what is the cost to reach from there to here, he said its 90 rupees>
doctor: so what?
man: i got home with 45 rupees sir haa haa haa hah
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two of friends are travelling in a train. there names were pada and tada.
Pada felt toilet in the middile than he gone to toilet and he told that if anybody will sit in his seat then u should cal him. after some time one Bangali came and sat in his place and his friend called him Pada-pada-pada and that Bangali thoughts that they are saying him and atlast he told that Allah-ki-kasam-hum-nahin-pada.