THIS IS MARKETING!!

You See A Gorgeous Girl At A Party. You Go Up To Her And Say, ""I Am Very Rich. Marry Me!"" That-s Direct Marketing.
You-re At A Party With A Bunch Of Friends And See A Gorgeous Girl. One Of Your Friends Goes Up To Her And Pointing At You Says, ""He-s Very Rich. Marry Him."" That-s Advertising.
You See A Gorgeous Girl At A Party. You Go Up To Her And Get Her Telephone Number. The Next Day You Call And Say, ""Hi, I-m Very Rich. Marry Me."" That-s Telemarketing.
You See A Gorgeous Girl At A Party. You Go Up To Her And Say, ""I-m Rich. Marry Me"" She Gives You A Nice Hard Slap On Your Face. That-s Customer Feedback.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, I am very rich. Marry me! That--s Direct Marketing.

You--re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, He--s very rich. Marry him. That--s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, Hi, I--m very rich. Marry me. That--s Telemarketing.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, I--m rich. Marry me She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That--s Customer Feedback.