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Q: why do dogs dont marry?
A:because they r already a dog--s life
BOSS:we r very keen about cleanliness.did u wipe ur feet on mat as u came in
NEW EMPLOYEE: yes sir!
BOSS: we r also very keen about truthfullness.there is no mat
bus may rush ki waja se ek larkey ka hath ek borhey ki jaib se ja laga
borha chilaya: KIA KAR RAHEY HO?
larka(seham kar): MATRIC KAR RAHA HON.
BIWI NE SOHAR SE KAHA
may 5 minutes ka liyey paros may ja rahi hon
15 minutes bad petheli chulhey se utar lena aur ek ghuntey bad baby ko feeder se dodh pila kar sula dena.may bus ABHI ayi
ek shakish: bhai aj budh hai ya jumarat?
dosra shakish:pata nhi bhai........... may to abhi abhi juma parh kay a raha hon
ek professor apni glasses bhool ayey.bazar may ek notice laga howa dekh kar ek pas kharhey howey admi se daryaft kiya.janab iss notice may kia likha hai
iss admi ne kaha.bud kismati se may bhi ap ki tarha jahail hon
HOPE TO MAKE U SMILE
BUT IF NOT
SO WHT CAN I DO?
A:because they r already a dog--s life
BOSS:we r very keen about cleanliness.did u wipe ur feet on mat as u came in
NEW EMPLOYEE: yes sir!
BOSS: we r also very keen about truthfullness.there is no mat
bus may rush ki waja se ek larkey ka hath ek borhey ki jaib se ja laga
borha chilaya: KIA KAR RAHEY HO?
larka(seham kar): MATRIC KAR RAHA HON.
BIWI NE SOHAR SE KAHA
may 5 minutes ka liyey paros may ja rahi hon
15 minutes bad petheli chulhey se utar lena aur ek ghuntey bad baby ko feeder se dodh pila kar sula dena.may bus ABHI ayi
ek shakish: bhai aj budh hai ya jumarat?
dosra shakish:pata nhi bhai........... may to abhi abhi juma parh kay a raha hon
ek professor apni glasses bhool ayey.bazar may ek notice laga howa dekh kar ek pas kharhey howey admi se daryaft kiya.janab iss notice may kia likha hai
iss admi ne kaha.bud kismati se may bhi ap ki tarha jahail hon
HOPE TO MAKE U SMILE
BUT IF NOT
SO WHT CAN I DO?
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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