sikh

ek daffa ek sikh apneh ghar mein beta tha, k achanak us k samne wale ghar mein seh ek aurat nikalti hain,or sikh ko window mein seh kahti hain k ""oye ji sunte hai kia?,ghar mein koi naee hain aa kar jo lutna hain loot lo............."" SIkh ek dum kush ho jata hai or baga baga udhar jata hain,or ja kar wahan seh cycle uta lata hain........

ek daffa ek sikh train par char raha hota hain ,us k haat mein desi ghee k kuch bags hote hain.jub woh train k andhar pohanchta hain to dekhta hain k udhar koi jagga naee or sari seats full hain ,woh karea ho kar safar karne ka he faisla karta hain. jub woh thak jata hain to woh desi ghee k bags ko kahin rakhne ki jaga dhunda hain,kafi dear dhundneh k baad woh desi ghee k bags ko ek chain par latka deta hain(actually woh chain, emergency mein train ko rokneh k kaam aati hain,,or woh sikh yeh sab naee janta)..jesse he woh desi ghee k bags chain par rakhta hain train forun rukh jati hain.sare log us sikh ki taraf dekhne stare karna sharu kar dete hain,.sikh confuse ho kar kehta hain :""DEKHA TUM LOGO NEH 5 KILO DESI GHEE MEIN ITNI POWER HAIN K PURI TRAIN KO ROKH DIYA"".......

aik sikh ka 12 bachay thay likan aik un ma se sab es alag dekhai deta tha ,sikh ko shak tha ka ya kisi aur ka hai ,wo apni begham se poochta hai likan wo nahi batati aur kahti hai ka ma asi nahi hoon .aik din sikh bemar ho jata hai aur wo marnay wala he hota hai aur apni bewi se poochta hai ka ab to bata do ka ya kis ka hai .tu us ki bewi jawab deti hai ka ya aik he to app ka hai baqi sab kisi aur ka hai