monk

One day while driving home from his fishing
trip in the pouring rain, a man got a flat tire
outside of a monastery. A monk came out
and invited the man inside to have dinner
and to spend the night. The stranded
motorist gladly accepted the monk-s offer.

That evening the man had a wonderful
dinner of fish and chips. He decided to
compliment the chef.

Entering the kitchen, the man asked the
cook, ""Are you the fish friar?"" ""No,"" the chef
replied, ""I-m the chip monk.""