Kanjoos

do mian beewi hote hain..... jo intihai awwal darje ke kanjoos hote hain.... aik on donon main shart lag jaati hai ke jo bhi ziada kanjoosi kerega woh winner hoga aur jo kam kanjoosi wala hoga woh bohat pite ga.....

hameshabechara shohar hi hamesha pit ta tha... kyun ke woh hamesha apni beewi se kam kanjoosi kerta tha...

shohar sahab crorepati hote hain... ghar main bohat saari gariyan bhi hoti hain.. laikin kanjoosi ki wajah se woh sahab bas main safar kerte hain... woh bhi student card banwa ker... take 2Rs kharch hoon....

aik din shohar sahab hanpte kaanpte ghar par pohanchte hain.... beewi poochti hai ke kya hua.. aaj itne kyun kaanp rahe ho..

SHOHAR: begam pehle paani pilao phir bataonga ....

beewi paani leker aati hai.. to phir poochti hai ke ab batao kya hua..

SHOHAR: begam aaj main ne poore 2Rs bachai..

BEEWI: woh kaise???

SHOHAR: woh aise ke main aaj bas ke peeche bhaagta hua aaya hoon... is tarah 2Rs bhi bach gaye aur main ghar bhi pohanch gaya.......

Beewi bohat zor se shohar ke chamat maarti hai.. Bechara shohar poochta hai ke kya hua kyun maara...

BEEWI: abay pagal ke bacche... tum bas ke peeche bhaag ker aaye to tum ne 2Rs bachaye... ager TAXI ke peeche bhaat ker aate to 60 rupe to bachte ....

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eak aadmi bohat kanjoos hota hai who eak din bazar jata hai or wahan say zakhmoon per laganay kay liyeh dawa lay kar ata hai jab who ghar kay andar dakhill hota hai to uss kay haath say dawa ki bottel gir jati hai or dawa sab farsh per gir jati hai to kanjoos jaldi say apnay servent ko bulata hai kay kitchen say knife lay kar aao or jab who knife(churi)lay kar ata hai to kanjoos apni or apnay servent ki jaldi say finger kaat leata hai or DAWA FINGERS PER LAGA KAR KEHTA HAI SHUKAR HAI KAY DAWA ZAYA NAHI HUEH

zaya nahin jaye ga kabhi mera yeh khuloos,,
pehlay pehlay mujh ko hota tha mehsoos,,
aap ne to pher dia paani umeedon pe,,
nahin koi jahan main aap sa kanjoos

1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta