homesick

An Indian US citizen goes to the doctor because he just
simply doesn-t feel good. He-s tired, his stomach is upset, he has a headache. Just feels terrible. The doctor checks him over and can-t find any medical reason for him to feel the way he does. He offers a Naturotherepy approach that he has seen work before. The Indian man is stunned, though, that the treatment means
he has to go home, shit and piss into a plastic bag and leave it in his basement for a week.
""Trust me,"" the doctor says, ""I have seen this work."" The
man goes home and follows through on the instructions. Within
a day, though his house smells terrible and by the end of the week, it is an overwhelming stench. His eyes water every time he walks in the door, but he feels no better. He calls to yell at the doctor who calmly says, ""Go down and take three big deep breaths directly from the bag and you will be cured."" ""You-re crazy!"" comes the reply. ""Trust me.""
says the doctor. Down he goes into the basement and he takes
the first breath. Gagging and choking, he does it again. Then, on the third breath, he feels the headache leave. His stomach settles and he feels amazingly well. The stench is even tolerable. He calls the doctor to tell him the good news. ""I told you I-ve seen this work with people from
India before, ""says the doctor. ""You were just homesick!""