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A priest came to a swimming pool with his hat in his hands. There he saw two beautiful young ladies were swimming there.The two girls came to Father for pray. Father put his right hand on the girl-s head and said ""God bless you"" then he put his left hand and said again ""God bless you"" and HAT is still there!!!

two children of hollywood,one says ""my father have beaten you father in fight"" other says ""wait for next year"" first says "" why next year your father is learning boxing?"" second says ""no next year i will have another father better than this one""""