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Smile is a bird

Who flies Frm
face to face..

May ur lips
Give it a better nest
so that..
It may stay there

Forever
and
Ever
So..
?keep SMILING



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- I--m @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss

- girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u-

Teacher: If I buy an item for Rs.12.75
and sell it for 15.25
Its loss or profit

Student: Profit in Rs and loss in Paisas

K.E.S.C main job ayi ha.sallary Rs 20.000.kerna hai to reply karo.ziada mehnat ka kaam nai hai.bus bijlli ki taron per geella kapra marna hai.bus.................


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tawe par pada popcorn kyun uchalta hai????
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bolo boloo??
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kuch to bolo?
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answer:-
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tawe par beth ke dekho pata chal jayega !!!



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Plz give me a Ans:
Aik ------- larki ------- par beath kar -------geet ga rahi thi.
In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha.
Let--s see how much intellgent you r.
Give me Ans..it is challenge for you dear


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A ki biwi B
B ki bhabi C
C ki beti V
V ka dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki biwi T
batain A or T ka kya ristha hua?




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When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don--t wonder why, just make a wish. Trust
me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you
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Hello hello mera lelo


kya?


Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?


ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?


AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?



DIL






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1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain



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