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1 INDIAN FUJI APNI MAAN KO 1965 KAY JANG KI GOLA BARI KAY BARAY MAIN BATA RAHA THA TU US KI MAAN BOLI BETA TUM BHAG KAR DARAKHT (TREE) PAR CHAR JATAY TU FUJI BOLA AMAAN DARAKHT PEHLAY HI OFFICERS KAY LEAY KAM PAR GAEE THAY

AIK POLICE INSPECTER APNI BARAT WALI CAR MAIN BETHA LARKI WALOON KI TARAF JARAHA THA PECHAY BARATIAN KI BUS ARAHEE THE .................... POLICE INSPECTER NAY APNAY SATH KO CALL KAR KAY KAHA KAY AIK BUS HUMARA BARI DAIR SAY PECHA KAR RAHEE HAY ISAY ROOK KAY CHECK KAROO

2 indian fuji aik dosray kay sath fight kar rahay thay tu acha officer nay dekh lia aur ya kah kar un ka cot marshal kar dia kay humay larnay walay fuji nahi chaheay

Why was the blonde staring at the Orange juice
container for an hour?

It said: --concentrate-- on the label.

What is similar between a UFO and a smart blonde?

You always hear about them, but never see one.

I just broke up with someone and the last thing
she said to me was, --You--ll never find anyone like
me again!-- I--m thinking, I should hope not! If I
don--t want you, why would I want someone like you?

There--s a difference between beauty and charm.
A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming
woman is one who notices me.

Why did the blonde get confused in the the
bathroom?

She is not used to pulling her own pants down

WO KIA DIN THAY JAB HUM JIN THAY

AB HUM DEO HAIN JINOON KAY PEO HAIN

1 FRIEND: tumhay maloom hay aisa insaan ko bohat saray log kis name say jantay hain jo KHANDANI MANSOOBA BANDI par amal nahi kartay

2 FRIEND: kis name say .... ?

1 FRIEND: DADDY

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