Wah Re Sardar

Aik sardar jee apni sister ke sath bicycle pe kahen ja rahe thay. Aik aur sardar ne unhain dekha to samjha ke shayad woh un ki girlfriend hai, unhon ne awaz lagai, oay sardar jee...! mashook te bari sohni bithai ae cycle te. Yeh sun kar sardar jee ko ghussa aa gaya, or bole, oay mashook howe gi teri...! apni taan bhain wa

Sher singh: oay gabbar singh...! tenun ki dassan lahoriay kinnay mehman nawaz nain.
Gabbar singh: kinnay???
Sher singh: oay lahore jao te lahoriay aini khidmat karde nain, apne hath nal roti khuande nain, apne hath nal kapre puande nain, apne hath nal pani piande nain.
Gabbar singh: hain??? aini mehman nawazi??? hore ki ki karde nain bai???
Sher singh: oay apne ghar wich rehn di jaga wi dende nain, bilkul free, sair sapata wi karande nain, bilkul free, cinema wi dakhande nain, bilkul free.
Gabbar singh: hain....! bilkul free???? balle bai balle....! sardar jee tuseen kinni wari lahore gae ho?
Sher singh: main te naen meri buddi gai si.