sardari IDEA

Amratsar main do sardar sath sath ke gharon main rehte thay, un ke samne wale ghar main aik bacha rehta tha jo un ko bohot tang karta tha. Aik dafa ittefaq se donon sardaron ne -Ghora- khareda, aik ne dosre se kaha ke donon ghoron ki height barabar hai, kion na koi nishani laga dain takeh confusion na ho, aik sardar ne apne ghoray ki dum kat di, bacha chup kar dekh raha tha, us ne moqa pa kar dosre ghore ki bhi dum kat di. Sardaron ne jab dekha ke donon ghoron ki dum kati hui hai to un ko bohot ghussa aya, unhon ne socha ke aik ghoray ke kaan kat dete hain, jab aik ke kaan kat diay to baad main bachay ne moqa pa kar dosre ke bhi kaan kaat diay. is dafa to sardaron ko bara hi ghussa aya aur bole ke ab to koi achi si nishani donon ghoron pe laga kar hi chorain ge. Akhir kafi soch bichar ke bad aik sardar ko idea aa hi gaya, bola, -- oay sardar jee! nishani laan noon chaddo paraan... kala wala tohada te chitta wala mera...