sardar ji

a sadar ji wentto a doctorand said ahave motions and i have woried about that
doctor said----try lemon ----
sardarsaid----i tried but when i put it out motions started again----

one was a sardar trying to climb the
bus, but he didnot pas, bari mushkil sa
wo charha or driver sa pocha ya teri ma
ha driver says no, ya teri behan driver says
no, than sardar ji say to is par charhna kio nahi deta

SARDAR KI MANGNI HOI. USEY PATA CHALA K USKI MANGAITER KA KISI SE KOI AFFAIR NAHI THA. US NE YEH KEH KAR MANGNI TOR DI K JO KISI AUR KI NAHI HO SAKI WO MERI KYA HO GI. HA HA HA HA

SARDAR KI MANGNI HOI. USEY PATA CHALA K USKI MANGAITER KA KISI SE KOI AFFAIR NAHI THA. US NE YEH KEH KAR MANGNI TOR DI K JO KISI AUR KI NAHI HO SAKI WO MERI KYA HO GI. HA HA HA HA

? Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA

Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q. Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A. Because under 18 were not allowed.

Sardarji was asked why he was beaten up in a bus. He said, ""My photo from the wallet fell in the bus & I told the lady, ""Bahenji,sari upar karo photo lena hai""!!
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eik sardar ji office ja ker apni bv ko phone kertey hain aur kehtey hain k mein tumhara shohar baat ker raha hoon tum koon bool rahi ho?

kissi ney sardar ji key ghar ki dewaar parr likha: PARDNEY WALLA BEYWAKOOF HAI toh sardar ji ko bohut ghosa aya. usney yeh mitta kar udher likh diya: LIKHNEY WALLA BEYWAKOOF HAI

ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY
SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES MY MOM MARRIED MY
DAD, MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI , MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!

ek sardar ji ke ghar daka par jata hey, woh police station report darj karwane gaye to police wale ne pooch, sardar jee chor kitne they aur aap kitne they.sardar jee kehne lage,mein te mera pio kalley see, oh te oda danda do see.

ak sardar ji say kessy nay pocha.
sardar ji !aakal barri kay bhanss?
sardar ji nay uss ki tarff goour say dekha ,apni pagri utar kar zara sa sar khujaia aur phir muskura kay booly.
yarr!pahly tarekhy pedayesh too battaoo.ha ha ha ......