funny

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says Oye, mashoka hogi tero..Meri to behan

Sardar: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri.
Sardarni: Koi hint?
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A lady asked Sardar: LIPTON di chah hai?
Sardar replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
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Sher singh: oay gabbar singh...! tenun ki dassan lahoriay kinnay mehman nawaz nain. Gabbar singh: kinnay??? Sher singh: oay lahore jao te lahoriay aini khidmat karde nain, apne hath nal roti khuande nain, apne hath nal kapre puande nain, apne hath nal pani piande nain. Gabbar singh: hain??? aini mehman nawazi??? hore ki ki karde nain bai??? Sher singh: oay apne ghar wich rehn di jaga wi dende nain, bilkul free, sair sapata wi karande nain, bilkul free, cinema wi dakhande nain, bilkul free. Gabbar singh: hain....! bilkul free???? balle bai balle....! sardar jee tuseen kinni wari lahore gae ho? Sher singh: main te naen meri buddi gai si.

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