SARDAR JEE

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aik sardar jee ko sardee bohat lagtee thee un kee shadi ho
jatee hay lakeen wo apni bewee ko pass nahi anay detay bewee
bohat pareeshan hote hay aur ya masla apni sehalee ko batatee
hay sehalee usko aik tarkeeb batatee hay jaab raat ko sardar jee
lehaf achi tarha aur kar leath jatay hayn tu wo kehtee hay kay
sardar jee mujahay bhi bohat sardee lagrahi hay kya aap kay
pass lehaf may ajaoon wo kehtay hayn haan aja lakeen lehaf achi
tarha aur lena kaheen say hawa na aay wo aesa hi kartee hay
phir lehaf may anay kay baad kehtee hay kay aab bhi sardee lagrahi
hay aap say lepat jaoon wo kehtay hayn haan lakeen khyal say
kaheen say lehaf na khul jaay wo sadar jee say lepat jatee hay
phir kehtee hay sardar jee wo sardee tu aab bhi lagrahi hay
sadar jee kehtay hay aab kyoon lagrahi hay wo kehtee hay kay
aaik sorakh hay maray pass sardar jee zoor say aik laat maar
kar us ko palang say bahar gira daytay hayn aur kehtay hayn
jabhi may kahoon kay ya hawa kahan say arahi haa.:))

wife: je agar main pagal ho gai te tussi ki karo gay
sardar jee: main pagal ho jawan ga.
wife:ainda matlab tussi dosri shadi nahin karo gay?
sardar jee: pagal te kuch ve kar sagda aye.
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