software engineer

A Software Engineer And His Wife
Husband : (returning late from work) ""good evening dear, I-m now
logged in.""
Wife : have u brought the grocery?
Husband : bad command or filename.
Wife : but I told u in the morning!
Husband : erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife : what about new TV?
Husband : variable not found.
Wife : At least, give me ur credit card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: sharing violation. Access denied..
Wife : do u love me or do u only love computers or r u just being
funny?
Husband : too many parameters.
Wife : I made a big mistake by marring an idiot like u.
Husband: data type mismatch.
Wife : u r useless.
Husband : it-s by default.
Wife : what about ur salary:
Husband : file in use.try later
Wife : what is my value in the family
Husband : unknown virus
Wife : who was the girl with u in the car today?
Husband : system halted. Press Ctrl + Alt + Delete to reboot