phone!

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private

club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches
rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation
ensues:

- ""Hello?""

- ""Honey, it-s me. Are you at the club?""

- ""Ummm, yes.""

- ""Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are and I just
saw this beautiful mink coat. It-s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy
it, please?""

- ""What-s the price?""

- ""Only $15,000.""

- ""Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much...

- ""Ahhh... and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
brand new 2001 models. I saw one I really liked and spoke with the
salesman and he gave me a really good price....and since we really
need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year.......""

- ""What price did he quote you?""

- ""Only $60,000...""

- ""Well, OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.""

- ""Great! But before we hang up, just one more thing....""

- ""What-s that ?""

- ""Now this might look like a little bit much, but I was reconciling
your bank account and...ummm...well, I stopped by the real estate
agent this morning and saw that house we had looked at last year.
It-s on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre
of park area, beachfront property...""

- ""So, how much are they asking?""

- ""Only $850,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that
much in the bank to cover...""

- ""Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $820,000. OK?""

- ""OK, sweetie...Thanks! I-ll see you later!! I love you!!!""

- ""Bye...I do too...""

The man hangs up while slowly shaking his head and closes the phone-s
flap. Then he holds the phone up and asks to all those present:
""Hey, does anyone know who this phone belongs to?""