Santa enters a store that sell curtains.

He tells the salesman, I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.

The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.

Santa replies, Fifteen inches.

Fifteen inches? asked the salesman. That sounds very small, what room are they for?

Santa tells him that they aren--t for a room, they are for his computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, But, sir, computers do not have curtains!

Santa says, Hellllooooooooo........I--ve got Windows!

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0334-5053889

Solve this Paheli.
The fishermen Love me,
Doctors hate me,
But kids to eat me,
I--m 13 letters word
Who I am?
Hints:
-H-T---I--ME-
U R Intelligent so tell about this
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Aslaam O Elaikum...!

Hi Shahwaiz here 24 years old. i wana be a good, nice and lovely girlfriend.

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waiting for any nice reply.

1-4-3 means I Love You
Three soft taps on the shoulder mean I Love You
SWAK = Sealed With A Kiss
X--s stand for kisses; O--s stand for hugs (often used to sign letters)
Learn the sign language gesture for I Love you
Three soft taps on the thigh mean Let--s make love
Red roses symbolize love and passion
Pink roses symbolize friendship
Yellow roses symbolize respect
White roses symbolize purity
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Boy & Girl in restaurant.
Boy:I Love u,
Girl:I dnt Love u,
Boy:Think again?
Girl:I told u No no & no,
Boy:Waiter,bring seperate bills.
Girl:-ok Ok Ok .I Love u
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DECENT BOY;
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Lover Gives Love
Father Gives Protection
Mother Gives Life
But A Real Frnd Gives
Nice Girls Cell #--s
Dat is frndship
Now It--s A Gud Chance
Prove Ur Frndship ;->
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